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Dan: baguettes are stupid

Will: how

Will: they're so good

Dan: baguettes are STUPID

Will: HOW

Dan: they're stale and purposeLESS

JYLE: Okay Dan, I love you (no homo) and all but I really think you've lost you're marbles on this one

Dan: i hate marbles >:(

JYLE: OK WHY DONT YOU JUST GO AWAY AND DRINK YOUR HATORADE OR SOME SHIT BC LIKE

JYLE: THIS ATTITUDE THING ISNT GONNA WORK FOR ME

Will: baguettes are gifts from God

Dan: no they're stale and tasteless

JYLE: you're offending so many people right now man

Dan: who???? it's just us, dipshit

JYLE: don't you see? it's obvious how many people see our conversations on a risky basis

Will: T H E  F O U R T H  W A L L  H A S  B E E N  B R O K E N

JYLE: okay but how do you think they're stale

Dan: they're stale

JYLE: well idk what kinda baguettes you've been eating but

JYLE: they're not stale

JYLE: g-eazy is what's stale

Will: no kyle you've gone too far

Dan: I

Dan: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EVEN FUCKING THINK THA

Dan has been removed from the group chat

Will: Damn papi

Will: drag him

JYLE: I wish I could without him trying to physically fight me

Will: haha true

Will: what's with JYLE btw

JYLE: idk it was time for a change

Will: okay then

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