Dan: don't let me be gone
Dan: dont let me be gone
Dan: d o n t l e t m e b e g o n e
Dan: DONT LET ME BE
Dan: *FURIOUS PIANO PLAYING*
Will: ME IM DEAD
Kyle: story time gather round
Woody: Im ready
Kyle: you know that fancy Von Maur place where they were selling Nike shoes for a very reasonable price but everything else was so expensive i almost threw up?
Dan: yes
Will: mhm
Kyle: so that little old lady who was playing the piano in the store all of a sudden started playing moves like jagger and NONE OF YOU NOTICED AND IT KILLED ME
Dan: OMG
Kyle: AND IT SOUNDED SO ELEGANT BUT IT WAS STILL MOVES LIKE JAGGER
Will: same tbh
Woody: you wanna hear a joke?
Will: okay
Woody: WELCOME TO CRACKDONALDS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
Dan: blocked and reported bye
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bastille group chat
Fanfictiona group chat between the members of bastille *the first bastille group chat to be published on wattpad*
