bastille group chat

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Will: have any of you seen mindhunters on Netflix yet

Dan: OH MY GOD

Dan: YES

Woody: what the fuck is mindhunters that sounds like an emo kid's twitter handle

Dan: FUCK

Will: it's literally so good

Dan: IT HAS JONATHAN GROFF IN IT SO IM OBLIGATED TO FUCKING LOVE IT

Dan: I WANT MINDHUNTERS TO HAVE MY BABIES

Will: that would be beautiful

Kyle: it's not the best

Kyle: like, it's okay

Dan: U G H

Will: Dan has been offended thanks Kyle

Kyle: I mean, it's not realistic

Will: it's more realistic than fucking hawaii five-o

Kyle: how dare you

Dan: fucking egg head looking ass get out

Kyle has been removed from the group chat

Will: ice cold

Dan: he's annoying

Woody: then why are we friends with him

Dan: he's out of the band

Dan: bastille has been CANCELLED

Woody: lets sing a song of remembrance

Will: eh eh oh eh oh

Dan: NO

Woody: that's not what I meant Will

Dan: y'all Kyle is still stressing me out like majorly

Woody: sucks

Charlie: what'd I miss

Dan: no Charlie

Charlie: ok

Will: does this mean you don't like twin peaks anymore Dan

Dan: what's wrong with you

Will: I have a headache and my left knee kinda hurts

Charlie: have you tried fish oil? It's really good for joints

Dan: I said no Charlie

Dan: and that's not what I meant Will

Will: I know. Have you heard of sarcasm

Dan: get the fuck out of my house

Will has been removed from the group chat

Dan: fucking disrespectful

Woody: chill

Dan: I

Dan: have no words left

Dan: I want to die

Dan: I'm going to hang myself with toilet paper

Dan: goodbye cruel world

Woody: Dan you saw that vine once calm down.

Dan: I'm tying the noose to the shower curtain rod as we speak

Woody: ITS TOILET PAPER

Dan: you all never loved me anyways

Dan: goodbye family and friends. I will miss you al-

Woody: you're so dramatic oh my god this is embarrassing

Woody: fuck, dan