bastille group chat

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Kyle: You guys really suck

Dan: What the fuck did we do

Kyle: You were born

Dan: oh

Dan: I can understand that, actually

Kyle: Of course you can!

Will: Chill mate. Why the fuck are you talking like that to Dan. You know he does the opposite of ignore it.

Dan: I'm right here

Will: You know it's true though

Dan: yeah

Kyle: Shut up both of you

Will: What's your problem

Kyle: Your my problem

Dan: *you're

Kyle: shut the fuck up

Dan: okay

Woody: Are you drunk or something Kyle? You're being extremely rude there, son.

Kyle: Shut up you turnip

Will: Okay. Turnip. So we're using different vegetables as insults now?

Kyle: Potato

Dan: I'm very confused about what Kyle is on so I'm just gonna leave

Kyle: No you're not toothbrush. You are staying right here.

Dan: oh okay

Woody: I know what's wrong

Will: Yep. It's that time of the month again for Kyle.

Kyle: holy cheesesticks just stfu

Woody: He's on something I guess

Will: I honestly don't know

Dan: I know

Dan: He's hungry

Dan: It's obvious. Turnip, potato, cheesestick... He's extremely hangry

Kyle: You're like a carrot. Long and thin with a bunch of tall hair stuff on the top.

Dan: Well, I'm uncomfortable. Bye

Dan has left the group chat

Woody: Carrots make Dan uncomfortable

Will: We have learned something today

Woody: The more you know

Kyle: bye bitches

Kyle has left the group chat

Will: Hopefully he's gone to eat something

Woody: Hopefully

Will: Hopefully

Woody has left the group chat

Will has ended the group chat