bastille group chat

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Dan: y'all remember my weird emo phase :/

Kyle: YES!!! wig = flew

Will: yes, unfortunately

Woody: which one

Dan: ruthless

Dan: so anyways

Dan: should I go full bald

Kyle: NO

Will: yes

Woody: yes

Woody: you could oil your head

Kyle: ew

Kyle: you can't just walk around with oil on your head like

Kyle: like jesus

Will: yes hello there have you met my friend, oily Dan? Super nice guy

Dan: yeah i regret even considering this alright

Woody: your loss

Kyle: I had an uncle who was bald

Will: every human on earth has an uncle who is bald

Kyle: what if you're an orphan

Will: biologically you probably still have a bald uncle

Kyle: what if both your parents didn't have any siblings

Will: You can adopt a bald uncle

Dan: yikes

Dan: this conversation is entering the uncomfortable zone let's

Dan: not

Woody: im tired im going to bed bye

Kyle: noooo

Woody: yes goodnight

Dan: ig I'll go too

Dan: gn

Kyle: fuck now im stuck with will

Will: >:/

Kyle: well

Kyle: alright then

Will: good talk

Kyle: yep

Will: alright

Kyle: yeah

Will: fun