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Woody: Charlie

Charlie: Woody

Woody: I need you to do something for me

Charlie: What do you need me to do daddy ;)

Woody: FUCKING STOP

Charlie: okay

Woody: Okay but seriously I need you to go get some zip ties.

Charlie: ???¿?¿

Woody: I'll pay you back plus interest but I just really need this to be done.

Charlie: Okay I'm on my way to the hardware store???

Woody: Good kid

Charlie: Okay even though you're like 40 i would appreciate it if you didn't call me "kid".

Woody: I AM NOT 40

Charlie: Are you sure

Woody: Don't text and drive dumbass

Charlie: Jokes on you im riding my bike

Woody: How the fuck are you texting and riding a bike

Charlie: SKILLS

Woody: Why

Woody: Hey answer mE

Woody: Please don't be dead or some shit

Woody: ok you're dead im calling the hospital

Charlie: K im here

Woody: Why wouldn't you answer me

Charlie: You said don't text and drive so

Charlie: It applies for bicycles too don't be racist

Woody: wtf

Charlie: What color zip ties do you want

Woody: What colors are there

Charlie: bright orange, black, clearish whiteish

Woody: one of each

Charlie: Damn okay what are you doing

Woody: nothing that concerns you

Woody: yet

Charlie: UM

Woody: did you get them

Charlie: YEAH

Woody: okay good i'll pay you when you get to my place

Woody: wait what did you use to buy them with

Charlie: my debit card?

Woody: Okay even better see you soon

Charlie: OKAY????

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