Woody: Charlie
Charlie: Woody
Woody: I need you to do something for me
Charlie: What do you need me to do daddy ;)
Woody: FUCKING STOP
Charlie: okay
Woody: Okay but seriously I need you to go get some zip ties.
Charlie: ???¿?¿
Woody: I'll pay you back plus interest but I just really need this to be done.
Charlie: Okay I'm on my way to the hardware store???
Woody: Good kid
Charlie: Okay even though you're like 40 i would appreciate it if you didn't call me "kid".
Woody: I AM NOT 40
Charlie: Are you sure
Woody: Don't text and drive dumbass
Charlie: Jokes on you im riding my bike
Woody: How the fuck are you texting and riding a bike
Charlie: SKILLS
Woody: Why
Woody: Hey answer mE
Woody: Please don't be dead or some shit
Woody: ok you're dead im calling the hospital
Charlie: K im here
Woody: Why wouldn't you answer me
Charlie: You said don't text and drive so
Charlie: It applies for bicycles too don't be racist
Woody: wtf
Charlie: What color zip ties do you want
Woody: What colors are there
Charlie: bright orange, black, clearish whiteish
Woody: one of each
Charlie: Damn okay what are you doing
Woody: nothing that concerns you
Woody: yet
Charlie: UM
Woody: did you get them
Charlie: YEAH
Woody: okay good i'll pay you when you get to my place
Woody: wait what did you use to buy them with
Charlie: my debit card?
Woody: Okay even better see you soon
Charlie: OKAY????
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