bastille group chat

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Will: Do one of you happen to have my phone?

Woody: No? Why?

Will: I've lost it and it's not in my house so I guessed one of you had it because I haven't been anywhere since you were all over last night.

Woody: Haven't seen it.

Dan: Don't have it

Will: What about Kyle and his man purse?

Kyle: First of all, it's not a fucking man purse. Second of all, I don't have it.

Will: You sure?

Kyle: Yeah

Dan: WAIT

Dan: How the holy fuck are you texting us if you don't have your fucking phone

Will: oh

Dan: You idiot

Woody: oh my god Will

Kyle: And you tried to blame it on me

Will: No I didn't. I thought it might've fallen into your man purse

Kyle: ITS NOT A FUCKING MAN PURSE. ITS A SACHEL THAT I CARRY IMPORTANT THINGS AROUND IN

Woody: a murse

Dan: man + purse

Dan: I like it Wood

Woody: thank you thank you

Kyle: it's not a purse for christ's sake

Will: yes it is

Kyle: Why is everyone focused on me??? Will is the one who thought he lost his phone while he was on it the whole fucking time

Woody: That was pretty stupid

Dan: I second that

Will: I'm exhausted give me a break

Will has left the group chat

Kyle: Such an idiot

Kyle left the group chat

Woody: Murse

Woody: We should patent that

Dan: We totally fucking should

Woody: We need a design for the product too

Dan: We could make it sort of like Kyle's

Woody: Let's do this

Woody has left the group chat

Dan has left the group chat