bastille group chat

35

Kyle: Why do i sweat so much

Will: Ew

Dan: cuz ur so damn HOT ;)

Kyle: I have a girlfriend

Charlie: REJECTED

Dan: And I have an 8 million dollar net worth

Woody: damn

Will: okay

Kyle: my feelings are hurt

Dan: good

Dan: i have to take a shower bye

Kyle: bc your mom told you to?

Dan: no bc i actually give a shit about my personal hygiene UNLIKE SOMEONE IN THIS GROUP CHAT

Will: who is it

Will: do tell

Woody: I bet it's Kyle.

Woody: I know it's Kyle.

Dan: it's you woody

Woody: oh shit

Dan: you're actually a pretty clean guy but YOUR HAIR

Dan: YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT

Dan: TAKE THE GREASE OUT OF IT SOMEHOW

Kyle: SAMe

Dan: THERES SO MUCH GREASE IN IT THAT YOU COULD COOK BACON WITH IT

Woody has left the group chat