bastille group chat

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Will: So Dan

Will: When are you going to release the fucking album mate?

Dan: Will wtf

Will: Don't avoid the question

Dan: I'm feeling threatened

Dan has added Kyle to the group chat

Will: Kyle can't help you Dan.

Dan has added Woody to the group chat

Will: Woody can't help you either

Will: Now answer my question

Dan: I don't know man. When everything is perfect

Will: Well it better be perfect soon. I'm tired of waiting

Kyle: Wtf

Woody: Leave the poor man alone Will

Dan: We're all in this together mate

Will: How many times must we record Snakes?

Dan: Till it sounds absolutely perfect

Will: enough with the 'perfect' shit Dan

Woody: Are you drunk Will?

Will: No what the fuck

Woody: You're just so hostile that I thought you might be intoxicated

Dan: No, he's not drunk. He's tired of my stupid actions. No one deserves to have to put up with me and my strange tendencies.

Kyle: Woah, hey there Dan.

Will: Mate I didn't mean it like that

Dan: No, it's alright. We'll start wrapping up the album. Fans will be so excited to get a new shitty album that they won't notice how fucking bad we sound. It's not your fault I can't step up my game.

Will: Dan, I'm sorry about that. Really.

Kyle: Danny

Dan: Sorry guys

Dan has left the group chat

Woody: What the fuck Will

Kyle: He gets so much of it from fans then he gets more of it from us

Will: I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to go in that direction. I just wanted to know when he planned on releasing it and how much more we would practice.

Will has left the group chat

Kyle has added Dan to the group chat

Kyle: Dan listen. It's all okay.

Dan: Will gone?

Woody: Yeah. Why?

Dan: Did he start to feel bad?

Kyle: Yeah! He probably went off to call you. Why?

Dan: I totally played him

Woody: Wtf

Kyle: Seriously??

Dan: Yep.

Woody: Oh my god

Woody: All of you have issues

Woody has left the group chat

Kyle: Nice play mate

Dan: Thanks. It's what he gets for stealing my book

Dan: You're a good snitch

Kyle: What are friends for, am I right?

Dan: Absolutely