bastille group chat

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Dan: i think i have cataracts

Will: wtf

Kyle: you should probably get that checked out then

Dan: yeahh

Dan: what are cataracts again

Kyle: did you not just

Will: https://www.aao.org/eye-health/diseases/what-are-cataracts

Will: dumb bitch

Dan: okay yeah i was just making sure

Woody: I thought you were already blind

Dan: okay first off

Dan: fuck you

Kyle: well now that we have that cleared up goodnight

Dan: nooooo what

Kyle: it's late u dick

Dan: but im bored

Will: if you have cataracts how are you even typing

Dan: why do you all HATE me

Woody: We don't, you're just literally diagnosing yourself

Dan: it's called a joke BITCH

Woody: hahahaha okay i get it now that was so funny!!!!

Dan: FUCK YOU

Will: go to bed

Kyle: im muting you fuckers gn

Dan: nooo but ur my favorite:(

Will: see you in hell

Woody: I have better things to do

Woody: I gtg

Dan: so you just all want me to die i get it

Will: literally no one said that shit

Dan: just LOVE me that's all i ASK OF YOU

Will: youve been single too long go get laid or something

Dan: all i said was i think i have cataracts you all just declare war on me i can't catch a break

Will: GO TO BED

Dan: should i get a hulu subscription

Will: bye

Dan: IM SORRY

Dan: PLEASE

Will: depends on what all you are going to use it for

Dan: huh

Will: like do you want it to just watch a few specific shows that aren't on netflix or do you just want it to have it

Dan: the former

Dan: i rlly want to see the handmaids tale

Dan: i read the book and it was pretty good

Will: then do the free trial if you can handle watching two seasons of something in a week

Dan: child's play

Dan: i can finish two series in a week

Will: then yeah do the trial if nothing else makes you wanna get it

Dan: alright thanks financial advisor

Will: you're welcome

Will: you really should be able to make these decisions yourself

Will: you're an adult

Dan: :/

Dan: i just want friends

Dan: i can tell you read that

Dan: STOP JUST READING THESE

Dan: i see how it is

Dan: fucking butch

Dan: bitch

Dan: okay you know what

Dan: goodnight. you will regret this in the morning

Dan has left the group chat

Will: ok im actually scared i think,