Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
This question is from the sexy -trashyval who wants to know what's on my to do list.
Well, I'll just give you my atypical Tuesday to do list:
1) Wake up in a stranger's bed
2) Sneak down stairs/take their liquor
3) Take the walk of shame home, but leave my bra in their bed
4) Training/Exercise/Workout
5) Bother Athens
6) Pick a fight with Thebes
7) Have an orgy
8) Work as a hooker/stripper
9) Drink with Prussia, France, and Spain
10) Get arrested with Prussia, France, and Spain
11) Blow condoms up like balloons with Syria
12) Crush some puss
13) Eat a bag of dicks
14) Meet a giant fish
15) Fuck it's brains out
16) Watch porn with Houston
17) Make porn with my Brazilian prostitute maid
18) Set fires to feel joy with North Korea
19) Insult England's eyebrows
20) Staple someone's balls to a table
21) Go to another bar with France, Prussia, and Spain
22) Drink away the memory of death/debt
23) Get wasted
24) Go home with a stranger
25) Do butt stuff with a stranger
26) Fake my orgasm
27) Crash out due to drunkness
28) Repeat
Yeah that's the average Tuesday of Helena Anax. I would do the average Monday, however the only thing on my Monday list is drink and wait for it to not be Monday anymore.
-The Pussy Crusher
PS. That's a picture of me before I got into a bar fight and kick a flat chested bitch's ass all the way to last week
((I don't own the art))
