Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
Okay so the first question is from my annoying author, Tessa! She wants to know what the stupidest thing I've done over a dare.
Well, I was hanging out with Prussia, France, and Spain and we were all a little bit drunk. I was dared to bungee jump off of the Eiffel Tower without a bungee cord...and since you can't exactly kill what's already dead, I sort of just woke up with serval broken bones and a dildo stuck in my mouth....Don't ask.-Helena
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