Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
This lovely question was asked by the oh so sexy iQuiff who wants to know about my masturbation sessions, and if I ever change my routines for jacking off.
First of all, I'd say that this is probably the most fan-fucking-tastic question I've received! Secondly, my masturbation sessions are always changing. It really all depends on the porno I'm watching or what exactly I'm masturbating to. One of my favorite things to do is ask Spain if I can watch him have sex with Romano, and he usually says yes. If it's a live Spamano sex tape, then all I need is my fingers and some weed brownies in case I get hungry. However if it's just straight up internet porn, I usually take whatever is closest and shove it into my vagina. There's been carrots, protractors, scissors, and so much more that I probably shouldn't mention. One of my personal favorites is a dick in box, and I mean this quite literally. When I was 14 I hooked up with a guy and his penis broke inside of me, so I kept his penis and it's in a box next to my bed. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll pull it out and put it in my butt.
So all in all, my pleasure hour is always changing.
Feel free to ask me anything else!
-The Master Baiter
PS the picture was taken when I was with some friends and we were all just watching porn together. It was pretty fun. As you can see, the sexy bitch with amazing boobs and black hair is me.
((I don't own the art))
