Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
This was asked by Alaska aka Dylan4Lifez who wants to know how did I end up like this?
Well I'm guessing you mean how did I end up a slutty bastard who's dumb as a stump? Well, I'm what most people would classify my case as a weird installment of daddy issues....or more or less in my case 'sibling issues' or 'Greece issues'. Basically I did the most work for wars/contributed the most for Greece/was the war powerhouse, however the honey badger don't give a shit. Greece didn't care, he still favored Athens, but I don't mind anymore. I honestly gave away my fuck last night to my sexy Brazilian prostitute! I suppose being in a lot of wars with some siblings, lead to my drinking habits. I could face my problem, but I'd much rather drink. Anyways yeah, I guess I'm a bad influence because I'm too much of a pathetic fuck to actually deal with my own mistakes, because I'm too much of a pathetic fuck to get over the fact that the closest person to me killed me, and because I'm too much of a pathetic fuck to put up with my dysfunctional family...oh and the lack of love I received as a child left a hole in my heart that only dicks could fill. So yeah the video basically describes me.
Nah, I'm just playing! I came out the womb like this. It's rumored that I actually popped out of my mothers pussy with my hand in my vagina. Yeah I was just born this way.
-Helen the hoe
((I don't own the video))
