Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
It's been a while since I've updated this piece of shit. I've just been really busy with the pick stack of dirty mags at home, but I'm back!!1! I'm here to answer a question and that's 'What's your relationship to everyone else?' I already did my relationship to fanfuckingtastic foursome (Syria, North Korea, and Houston), my 2p Hermia, and the smol child Alaska in another chapter, so I'm not going to do them again.
Athens:
A lot of people think that I hate Alexander, but that's not true. I don't exactly hate Lexi, but let's just say that if he was on fire and I had water I'd probably drink it like your mom's cum from last night. Athens and I go way, and up until he was about fifteen human years I always assumed that he was a girl. Eventually I realized that he was actually just a guy who's always MANstruating. Most of my life I hated him with a burning (no pun intended) passion, however we got along during the Greco-Persian wars. He was pretty badly injured, so I let him live with me. We technically never dated, but we had a longterm thing. After the war ended and Lexi was all healed up, we went back to hating each other. Right now my relationship with Athens is...complicated. Don't get me wrong, we still hate each other a fuck ton, but it's not as intense as it was back in the day.
Canberra:
Austin is fucking amazing. He's the funniest Australian I've met, and is great in bed. I love him as a brother, and we've been super close ever since Greece and Australia made the agreement to have each other's embassies in the one's country. Austin and I used to be fuck buddies, but then I started seeing Archie and we stopped banging. I don't see much of Austin due to the long distance between Australia and Greece, however once a year we have an annual reunion. We'll take a vacation together, and have a fuck ton of fun crashing parties. So, Austin, if you're reading this then I'm looking forward to our reunion this year! I'll see you in France, baby!
Winchester:
Terry is my best friend. I love him like a little brother, and if I'm being honest he's sort of my weakness. I put his happiness over my own, and if you even think about hurting him I will end you. Small dick is my brave strong knight, and he's friend I wish I knew longer. He's dating my roommate and they're so fucking cute together. Don't tell him I told you this, but I usually let Terry win most of our arguments/play fights/everything else (unless I'm mad at him). I only do this to boost his ego, and I know that if I actually tried and won I'd feel kind of bad about it. Don't get me wrong I love winning, but making sure small dick doesn't cry is more important.
Nyo!London:
At first I really hated Archie because he's a social justice virgin who's as untouched as all my debt payments. Eventually I decided that it would be funny to hate fuck this kid as a joke, so I made it clear that I wanted to use my collection of high tech sex toys on him. After a few attempts, I realized that this kid would probably never bang me, but I also noticed how sweet he was. Pretty soon I was still hanging out with him, even though I knew he wouldn't bone me, and I wasn't sure why. I ended up getting a familiar feeling whenever he was around. It was a feeling that was more than just my usually horniness...I realized that I was kind of in love with this kid...A few months passed by and now we're dating. Before you ask, he's still a virgin. I know what you're thinking, but he doesn't want to punch out the v-card yet. We've been together for maybe a month now, and I haven't slept with anyone. I've given up sex until Archie gives me permission to fuck his brains out. If you can make me give up sex, you're truly a keeper.
Corinth:
There's honestly not much to say about Elias, other than he's still one of my closest friends. Eli and I were super close during the Peloponnesian war. We sort of drifted once the war ended, and I didn't talk to him for a while after I died, but a few years after my death we started talking again. After we talked for about twenty minutes, we went back to being best friends. To this day, Eli is one of my mains and I love him a fuck ton.
