Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
Usually I have you guys ask me questions, but this time I'm going to ask you question. I want you to comment below and answer them you mofos!
1) How do you pronounce my name? I'm only asking this because everyone fucking says it different. (Hel-Aye-Nah, Hel-ee-nah, Helen-ah, hel-en-ah, and a fuck ton more)
2) What is your favorite sex position?
3) Who do you ship me with? LET THE SHIPPING WAR CONTINUE! I'm not even kidding I've seen people get into comment wars over Sparssia, spathens, SpaThe, Spartalona, FraSpa, Spamerica, Sparmano, SpaCan, and some of those are crack as fuck! I didn't even come up with any of them, a bunch of you bitches did and I love that!
4) Team Athens or Team Sparta?
5) Favorite part of the female body?
6) Favorite part of the male body?
7) Favorite Flavor of lube or condom?
8) are you uke or seme?
9) NEIN
10) Do you want to have sex with me.
11) if you answered yes to ten *takes off clothes* I'll be waiting for you with someone strawberry lube on top of my roof ;)
