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Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
This was asked by the two sexiest girls in the world _Katy_And_Nicki_
The question is it true that I got wasted and then married Finland in Las Vegas, wearing BDSM costumes, while Sweden was the pastor and Denmark was the ring bear? Also did when when Sweden asked "Does anyone detest this marriage?" Prussia and Athens (who were both completely stoned) ran in and yelled "I DETEST!" She also said that Hong Kong and Iceland told her about this.
I'm going to honest here, it is completely true. Mathias invited me to come with him and his bitches to Vegas, and I agreed. After about 420 jägerbombs, I was wasted and this happened....I woke up the next morning and a bunch of pictures from the wedding were posted on porn hub. The one I'm showing you guys is pretty tame compared to the others, and I'm censoring it with emojis because I don't want to scar you guys too badly.
-Sexual Sparta
