Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
So I was asked by itessa my dumbass author what my favorite memory from school was.
So I could say the time I had an orgy with the entire football team, or the day I had sex with every teacher/faculty member of the school so I graduated, or I could even talk about how I got bored and killed my bitch brother's locker with a bunch of used tampons, however I don't think I've ever laughed harder than something I like to call 'the mascot incident'.
For all of you who didn't know, all Spartan women were required to take gymnastics as apart of their curriculum/training. Since gymnastics just hits home to me, it's wasn't really a big surprise that I joined the school's gymnastics team. During my first mete, Prussia, Spain, France, and Romano all showed up to support me and I felt loved as hell. Eventually the mete was over and I brought home a win. Francis brought alcohol to celebrate my victory, and we all got drunk as fuck. Gilbert was the most wasted out of all of us ended up cutting off of my coach's penis with a pair of scissors that Antonio had for some weird reason. What happened next? I took the severed penis away from Gilbert, and started violently beating the other team's mascot.....Romano, France, Spain, Prussia, and I were all suspended for a week, but it was totally worth it.
-Sexy Sparta 666
