Whaddup my sons of bitches?
So this was a question from Kitty (My dumbass author's hot girlfriend) wants to know what I think of Athens.
Alexander? Well...he's an asshole...and for the first seven or so years of his life I thought he was girl, so I continuously called him Lexi. Then I saw that he had a penis and realized 'Oh...He's a dude...that explains a lot...' Albeit we fight all the time, he's still my little brother, meaning I will murder anyone outside of our family who tries to screw him over. For example, a long ass time ago Persia set his place on fire and almost killed him....So I declared war and basically murdered the majority of their population like the good person I am.
So all in all? Athens is an asshole, but he's kind of the asshole that makes you love anal.
-Sex it up Sparta
PS. This picture was from the day I returned home from the Greco-Persian War. I thought that Athens was dead due to Persia setting his entire city on fire, and he thought I was dead because I ended the war (meaning I was the last one home). So when I came home, we saw each other and were relieved that the other one was still living and actually had a nice moment. Recently I raised Lexi's house and found that he had drawn a picture of us from that day, so I stole it and it's now hanging in my bedroom.
((I don't own the art))
