Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
So here's a question asked by the fabulous @mallorymanson she wants to know if I've ever gotten my heartbroken.
Honestly, no haven't. I suppose the closest thing to a heartbreak would be Thebes, aka Cyrus. Cyr and I have sort of always been childhood friends, but (along with Corinth) we became really close during the Peloponnesian war. I was the leader of the Peloponnesian league, Thebes was my second in command, and Corinth was more like command of the third rank. Overall, we lead our league to victory, and after the war Corinth sort of became an old friend. Neither of us really had an issue with him, but we just grew apart. Cyr and I remained close. We teamed up for other wars, and he was first best friend. Eventually, we had a falling out and went to war together. I ended up making a huge mistake. I'm too much of a pussy to want to remember fighting Cyr, so I had way too much to drink before I fought the battle. I figure that even if I lose, I won't have to remember because I was drunk. I ended up losing, however Thebes didn't just win, but he killed me. He took over my land, murdered my people, and he just took away my life without a second guess. In a way Cyr was my first and only heartbreak...but I don't know. I guess betrayal just sucks because enable for it be considered a 'betrayal' you have to give enough of a damn about the person who stabbed you. Well this was uplifting :)
-Helen the Whore
