Whaddup my sons of bitches?!
Okay so Dylan4Lifez wants to know about my 2p.
For those of you who don't know what a 2p is, it's basically your opposite self. My opposite self is named Hermia. The only words that I can think of when I hear her name is, 'I DON'T FUCK WITH YOU! YOU LITTLE STUPID ASS BITCH, I AIN'T FUCKING WITH YOU! THERE'S A MILLION TRILLION THINGS THAT I'D RATHER FUCKING DO!' I hate Hermia a fuck ton, and I mean A FUCK TON. I hate this bitch more than Persia, Thebes, Athens and Turkey combined. She pisses me off more than England's eyebrows, and that's fucking saying something!
I'd rather staple the lips of my pussy together than have to spend twenty minutes alone with this little goody two shoes. I hate Hermia so damn much. She's way too nice to people, always being modest. The bitch also hates sex, rushes into commitment, and is two faced as fuck. She might seem nice, but don't trust her. On the inside she's a little bitch, who's ready to passive aggressively back stab you at any moment.
But at the end of the day, I know that her pubes are red and look like a literal forest fire, so I'm pretty happy.
-Helen The Original And Best Sparta
PS: FUCK YOU, FIRE CROTCH!
