Once One Shots

CS baby and OQ baby

Requested by @annietheoncer

Killian's POV

Robin and I watched as Emma and Regina were fighting over who is fatter. Emma says Regina is. Regina says it the other way around.

"When do you think they will stop that fat fight?" Robin asks.

"They have been doing that fat fight since they both found out about their pregnancies." I tell him.

"Thats true. Maybe we should separate them before someone get hurt." He says pointing at them.

"Crap." I say.

I looked over at Emma and Regina both had fireballs in there hands. We rushed over and torn them apart.

"Regina stop." Robin says.

"Emma no." I say to her.

"Hey let go Robin!" Regina yells.

"Yeah Robin let your pig go." Emma says.

"Emma!" I say to her.

"If Im a pig your a cow!" Regina snaps.

"Fine then you have been upgraded to a hippo." Emma says.

"Oh look at that your an Elephant. The largest land animal." Regina says.

"Fine then your the largest animal in the world. Your a blue whale Regina Mills." Emma says.

"Regina, Emma thats enough." I say.

"Killian's right you two need to stop fighting over who is fatter." Robin says.

"Yeah its getting alittle out of hand. Someone could get hurt. Your both pregnant. We dont want anyone getting hurt." I tell them.

"Your right Killy." Emma says kissing my cheek.

"Yeah your right Killian. Thank you." Regina says.

"Thank you." Robin says to me.

"No. Your wrong!" Someone says.

"No your wrong!" Another yells.

"Emma, why dont you and Regina go into Granny's." I suggest.

"No!" They say at the same time.

"Its them again." Charming says to us.

"What are you talking about?" Emma asks.

"Smee and Little John has got my crew and the merry men fighting over which one of you is more pregnant." I tell her.

"How long have they been doing this?" Regina asks.

"Since the two of you started it at Henry's birthday party." Robin says.

"You both knew about this for months and said nothing." Emma says.

"Em..." I start before she walks away.

"Regina!" Robin yells as she walks the other way.

Charming started laughing at us.

"Whats so funny?" Robin asks.

"Nothing." He says with a snicker.

"Dude talk." I say.

"Just one thing you two need to know." He says.

"What?" Robin and I say at the same time.

"Never piss off a pregnant woman." He says and walks away.

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