Once One Shots

All the Women

Requested by @puglover863

David's POV

God fucking damn it Snow is going threw that time of month and she has been in pain and a pain. I rushed into the store and bumped into Killian.

"Jones what are you doing in the feminine section?" I ask him.

"Oh your daughter has got the whats it called the time where she has blood coming out of her..." He says.

"Stop right there dont say anything else." Robin says.

"Regina too?" I ask him.

"Yeah." He says.

"Gold?" Killian questions.

"Look Belle is have a girl thing an wont let me us magic." He says.

"Ahh. Hey is it wrong that I kinda want to rate them on whos worse?" I ask.

"No sounds like fun." Killian says.

"Okay well Snow whines at me and tells me to hold her and then when I do she bites me." I tell them.

"Why?" Robin asks.

"I dont know." I say.

"Well Regina always asks for you know some ice to put on her stomach so when I do. She screams and threw it at me." Robin tells us.

"Then why did she want the ice?" Killian ask.

"I wish I knew." He says.

"Belle cant be too bad." I say to Gold.

"You would think. But she has this thing where she wants to read. So I bring her serval books and then she throws them at me because she has read them." Gold says.

"Wow okay thats ruff." I say.

"Yeah well Emma is such a sweet loving person." Killian says.

We all just looked at him.

"Really?" Robin asks.

"Emma Swan? Nice?" Gold asks.

"Are we talking about the same Emma?" I ask. 

"Okay fine, She always want to watch a movie and when it starts she punches me saying its not the right movie and she was the one to pick it out." Killian tells us.

"Umm you four do know you have been talking for the last 20mins and those women are going to kill you." Ruby says behind us.

We all got the stuff we needed and rushed  to the ladies. They are going to kill all us.

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