Married To Chris Motionless (Sequel to Growing Up Andy's Beirsacks Daughter)

Chapter 7: BoYa Bitch

"We have to plan this big!" I say as I sit down, and look at Chris. He has his cute little thinking face on. Since we found out we are having twins yesterday, we have been trying to figure out how to tell the family in a big way. 

Neither of us can figure out a great way to do it. Our family will be so shocked! They had a hard time believing there was one living inside of me!We need a plan that really says "BoYa Bitch! There's two of them!"

I lean against the arm of the chair and look at our living room. I see my laptop, so I get up and grab it. Then the idea hit me. "Chris! I got it!" I say. 

He looks at me with a smile, and I start to explain the plan! Now... we just have to see how the family will react.  

---THREE DAYS OF PLANNING LATER AT THE GOODBYE PARTY BEFORE TOUR----

"Hey, guys!" I call from Chris and I's living room. Everyone pokes their heads in, and I smile. "We are going to watch a film. Don't ask any questions till the end." I say giving them all a stern look. All the guys nod their head, but the girls give me questioning looks. 

I press play, and the 'movie' starts. 

A little voice plays from the blank screen. "Hey, everyone! So as you know I will be out to meet you in about eight months!" the voice says, and everyone looks a little confused. 

"Now you are probably wondering what is going on right? Well, that's what I am here to tell you. Look at this." the voice says as the sonogram picture shows up on the T.V.

"See I'm that little dot on the right! I'm baby A!" the voice says again. 

"And I'm baby B! We can't wait to meet you all! Especially since we know we are going to be spoiled." the two voices say together.  

Then Chris, and I show up on screen. We both have huge smiles on our faces. "Hey, guys! So that was our little ones telling you... there's two of them in here." I say as I place my hand over my belly. 

"This is a huge surprise, but Dillon and I couldn't be happier. We have a picture for all of you so you can see the two little ones." Chris says. 

"So in short." T.V Dillon says looking at T.V Chris. 

"We're having twins! Welcome to the family... two more little Cruelli's." T.V Chris and I say as the screen goes black. 

Everyone looks at Chris and I. I smile and grip onto Chris' hand. He grabs mine just as tight. "Hell yeah! More little kids!" Cc yells jumping up and doing a little dance. I let go of the breath I didn't realize I was holding in. "Holy shit that sounded rapey," Cc says sitting back down. 

"It really did dude," Ash says looking over at us. "So... you have to push out two of them! Haha!" he says. I start to glare at him. 

"Am I really that old? To have two grandchildren on the way! Dear lord." my Dad says as he puts his head in his hands between his knees.

I laugh and look at Chris. He is looking at his band so I take the attention to MIW. "What do you guys think?" Chris asks looking at Ricky. 

"I think Dillon is going to be scary the last little bit of this tour. By the way, if I get left cleaning up the hormone mess after one of your dip shits say something stupid I will kill you." Ghost says. 

I burst out laughing. "Dillon don't get me sick! No ha ha!" Cc says as he too starts to laugh. We both fall to our knees, and start rolling on the ground laughing. 

"She's not going to be able to do that again in her second trimester so let her enjoy it." I hear Sammi say. 

"I don't think Ghost was joking," Josh says, and I laugh even harder. 

"Everyone shut up! We are making it worse!" my Dad yells out. 

Yet again setting me off. After a while a take a deep breath and calm down. Slowly I stand up and stand by Chris who is sitting in a love seat. Chris grabs my hips and pulls me onto his lap. I smile at him, then look at everyone. I notice none of the PTV, SWS, FIR, or BOTDF guys have said anything. 

"Hey dip shits! Are you alright?" I ask, and they all smile. 

"We didn't know what to say," Kellin says, and I nod. 

"You guys are happy right?" I ask, and they all laugh. 

"Of course we are Dillon! Those kids are going to be really fucking cute!" Ronnie says. 

"Oh thank god. I was worried, to be honest." I say, and everyone in the room gives me a look. 

"Why would you be worried?" Jake asks. 

"Well think about it. I'm 19, married, and have two kids on the way. That usually doesn't always make for the proudest family in the world." I say shrugging. 

"Hey, you did it the right way... kinda. You were married before you found out you were preggers so it doesn't matter. We are really proud of you two!" Jinxx says

"Kid I couldn't judge you. By your age, I had a one-year-old daughter I didn't know about." Dad says smiling, and I roll my eyes. 

"Haha so funny Dad." 

"You love me! Plus I am going to be a grandpa so I have a right to make weird jokes!" he says putting his hands up in the air. 

"That's true Dillon. Grandpas have a right to make the weird jokes." Chris says, and I laugh.

"Yeah but what about the rest of these idjits! They ALREADY make weird jokes!" I say. They all bust up laughing and nodding their heads. 

"That we dooooooo!" Tony yells. Jamie jumps on his lap! 

"Shhh, turtle! There's a pregnant lady in here!" Jamie whisper yells. Wow... drunk already. 

"Hime how much have you drank?"  Tony asks. 

"Vodka!" Jamie yells as he falls to the floor. 

I look to the ground, by the couch and see a 3/4 drunken bottle of vodka! "What is with this family and stealing my Vodka!" Chris asks.

I look at him. "Be grateful I drank that vodka! We wouldn't be here today without it." I say. He nods and kisses me forehead. 

"Hmm WHIPPED!" Justin "coughs' out. We both glared at him, and he laughs his hands up in the air.  Chris leans in. 

"I kinda am whipped," he whispers, and I giggle nodding my head. His grip on me gets tighter, and I smile. So.... the cat is out of the bag. I'm pregnant with twins.