Married To Chris Motionless (Sequel to Growing Up Andy's Beirsacks Daughter)

My Dad's Tattoo's Are Better Than Yours

"Hey Uncle John." I say as I sit on my couch. Turning on the baby monitor besides me. 

"Hey Dillon! How are you doing kid. How are those twins." he asks happily. 

"Good. Good. I am sorry that I haven't called you in a while." I say rubbing my forehead. 

"Don't you worry about. Since the band and Chris. Then the twins. I don't think you have had much time." he says laughing a little. 

"To say the least." I sigh. 

"So what do you need kid?" he asks me. 

"Well... I was wondering if you were putting together a band soon. Or if you could help me." I say laughing.  

"Yes! Finally doing something with your fucking voice!" he says loudly through the phone. I laugh a little smiling. 

"So when should we start. I will have to deal with the kids and get my Dad to babysit them. Or Chris." I say. 

"Well I am meeting with some people tomorrow, so if you can come then. That would be great." he says to me. 

"Um can I call you later and tell you if I can go?" I ask him. 

"Yeah of course. I'll talk to you later Dillon. HEY! That duck is back in my pool! I have to go!" he yells then hangs up on the phone. I laugh at him knowing exactly what duck he is talking about. He has come and swam in his pool for the last three years. 

I sit back on my couch and twirl my phone in my hands. The twins are asleep. Chris is working on their new album so I am all alone at the moment. 

Wait my Mom doesn't have to work tomorrow. She could watch the kids. I sigh as I dial her number and call her.  It rings a few times and then she picks up. "Hello?" she asks. 

"Hey Mom." I say. 

"Oh! Hey Dillon. What are you up to?" she asks. 

"Nothing at all. Twins are actually sleeping at the same time so the house is quite. But I need a favor." 

"What do you need?" 

"Can you watch the twins tomorrow?" I ask in a sugar sweet voice. 

"Yeah! Of course. Just bring them over to your Dad anytime tomorrow. I will be there." he says happily.

"Um. Alright see you tomorrow then. Tell Dad to have the bat cave ready." I say laughing. Mom starts to laugh as well.

"Oh yeah. It's been ready since the day they were born! He got REALLY excited." she says laughing.     

"Oh I bet-" I say then I am cut off with loud cries. "Oh shit one of the demands are awake! I have to go. Love you Mom." I say as I hang up and run up stairs to their room. 

I walk into the room and see the Legacy is screaming her head off. "Oh poor baby." I say as I lift her out of her crib. She quiets down, but is still whimpering. "Are you okay? What do you want?" I ask as I carry her downstairs. 

"Do you want food?" I say as I walk into the kitchen and grab her, her bottle. She imminently starts to suckle on the bottle. "Yeah you were just hungry weren't you?" I ask bouncing her up and down. 

As she suckles on her bottle and gets her fill her eyes slowly close. I lift her up to my  shoulder and lightly pat her back til I hear her burp. "Oh that was a big one." I say to her as I start to walk back into their nursery. 

I lay her down and smile as I see that she is asleep. Then just to check I walk over to Gotham and see he is wide awake. A smile going on his face as he sees me. "Hi baby boy. Your sister is asleep so we are going downstairs." I say as I pick him up. 

We walk downstairs. Gotham giving slight baby talk. I smile at his as he moves his hands. I sit down on the couch long ways then I lay Gotham in between my legs.  He looked so cute in his little. My Dad's Tattoo's are Better Than Yours. onsie.

"Aren't you a little cutie. How about we take a picture of you." I say as I grab my phone and take a photo of him. I look at it then smile. "Yup! Thats a keeper!" I say as I poke his little nose making him scrunch it up. 

I laugh for a little while then decide to post it on Instagram with the caption of. "Little Gotham is a fan of his Daddy's tattoo's and he wants everyone to know it!" I press post then look back to my very active son. 

"Why are you so energetic today? Huh? Are you excited to hear Daddy's new music soon?" I ask tickling his little belly. He hits my hands and I smile, then my phone goes off. 

@AndyBlack AWEEEEEEE Can't wait to see him tomorrow! 

@RonnieRadke He is so cute! Willow is gonna love him! 

@RandomFanUsernamebeacausethewriterofthisstoryislazyAF Awe he looks so cute! He is so lucky to have parents like you two! 

@ChrisMotionless Approval from the son! I am officially a cool Dad!

@somefanOmg goals! 

I laugh as I read through the comments. Especially Chris's. I look down at Gotham with wide eyes and see that he is looking at the huge photo hung on the wall of Chris and I. I lift him up and walk over to the photo. 

I hold up Gotham to the picture and he smiles at Chris. He hits it with his hand and I laugh. "You and Legacy are both you Daddy's kids huh?" I ask smiling. He gives a toothless grin, and I just rub my nose to him. 

"Oh I love you I love you I love you." I say to him as I hold him close to me and spin. He lets out a little shrill squeak making me laugh. 

"Lets go check on your little sister!" I say as we walk up the stairs. He just gives me a little smile. We walk into the room. I see Legacy sitting in her crib away. Just looking at her surroundings. "Hey baby girl! How are you doing?" I ask as I pick her up. 

She looks at me and gives a toothless smile. "You and your brothers smile light up my day!" I say to her then looking at Gotham. 

"Legacy looks like Chris. You look like me. We are a perfect little family." I say in the barney tune. Holly shit... energy boost through the roof. 

"Wow. Sounds like you are having fun." I hear a man say behind me. I swing around, and see Chris standing there smiling. 

"Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!" I as I place my hand over my heart. Chris laughs as he comes over and takes Gotham. "So you like my tattoo's?" he asks him. 

I laugh at him. "Of course. To him they are amazing and art. To me... they are sexy." I say walking up to him. He laughs as he leans down and kisses me. I kiss back then pull away when the kids whine. "Hey tomorrow I am meeting up with John. My Mom and Dad are watching the kids. That's okay right."  I say to him. 

"Thats fine. Let me know how it goes. On and do you want me to drop them off at your parents?" he asks looking at me. 

"If you could that would be awesome." I say laying a now sleeping Legacy back in her crying. 

"Of course." Chris says smiling. 

"Hey thanks for letting me try this one last time. I need to go call John." I say to him. 

"Alright. I am going to put Gotham to bed. I will be in soon." Chris says kissing my forehead then bouncing Gotham in his arms. 

I smile as I walk out of the room and pull out my phone. Alright lets do this.