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The signs realizing they're falling for someone:

Aries: I'M GONNA SEDUCE THIS FUCKER 

Taurus: Is this indigestion

Gemini: What the fuck no

Cancer: Not again

Leo: Oh gawd

Virgo: No thanks

Libra: WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY

Scorpio: But why me tho

Sagittarius: Okay but why

Capricorn: I did not sign up for this

Aquarius: Wow wow wow why

Pisces: Umm.... since when

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