The signs as random quotes:
Aries: I think I just saw some lesbian mosquitos
Taurus: Like my pages are wet with frustration
Gemini: And then like gay guys are gay so like yknow
Cancer: He reminds me of a mean guy, I met at a port-a-potty once
Leo: Don't you rub your butthole on me!
Virgo: James Franco has resting douche face
Libra: Looketh. Here lies the field where I groweth my fucks...And behold...It is barren
Scorpio: Ew! JAMES FRANCO'S NIPPLES
Sagittarius: His chest hairs have chest hairs
Capricorn: Tumblr is a shitstain on the week old diaper that is the Internet exhibit umpteen
Aquarius: TRIPLE MORMON LESBIANS (AND ONE IS BLACK!)
Pisces: Hey baby, are you a potter? Because I'll Harry you up.
(God this was pretty random...sorry)
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.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.
RandomThese are just horoscopes that I get from Tumblr, WeHeartIt, and a lot of other places so yeah...Enjoy!
