.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.

o n e - h u n d r e d - t w e n t y - s i x

The signs summed up:

Aries: Wild bitch who aint shit

Taurus: Ketchup loving fuck

Gemini: Unoriginal smelly nympho maniac

Cancer: meme loving fuck

Leo: Self-obsessed queen bae

Virgo: Organized piece of intelligent trash

Libra: A dumb ass flower

Scorpio: That one bitch everyone pretends to like

Sagittarius: Cold careless unemotional bitch

Capricorn: Probably wanks off to puns

Aquarius: Long over do for a haircut

Pisces: Whinny pissbaby who thinks they understand art

(None of these should be taken seriously)