.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.

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The signs as bad habits:

Aries: Overspending, biting your nails, and eating fast food

Taurus: Road rage, humming constantly, and eavesdropping

Gemini: Licking the spoon after baking, talking during movies, and laughing at inappropriate times

Cancer: Biting at the end of pens, gossiping, and midnight snacking

Leo: Chewing gum obnoxiously, licking your fingers, and finishing people's sentences

Virgo: Clicking pens, borrowing and never returning things, and whining

Libra: Swearing, comfort shopping, and reality t.v.

Scorpio: Speaking with your mouth full, fidgeting, and being a know-it-all

Sagittarius: Talking to yourself, flaking out, and being late

Capricorn: Cracking knuckles, excessive throat-clearing, and bragging

Aquarius: One-upping, name dropping, and grinding your teeth

Pisces: Exaggerating, day-dreaming, and avoiding confrontation