.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.

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The signs as random quotes I love:

Aries: "Just a princess w/ some anger issues."

Taurus: "Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."

Gemini: "We all have that one song that awakens the stripper in us."

Cancer: "I just realized that I can't touch yesterday, so why am I letting yesterday touch me?"

Leo: "Goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people."

Virgo: "I hate when I lose things at school like my pens and self motivation."

Libra: "It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste."

Scorpio: "Today's mood: bitchy with a chance of sarcasm."

Sagittarius: "Go out and be a hoe, it's a beautiful day."

Capricorn: "Get the money first; fall in love later."

Aquarius: "Cold as ice but in the right hands she melts."

Pisces: "I'm 99% angel, but oh, that 1%..."