.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.

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The signs as stupid stuff my family has done:

Aries: Went on a vacation and had almost no money so we ate pizza rolls all of the time.

Taurus: Tore down our back porch so that we could rebuild it, but haven't gotten to it even though it's been 10 months.

Gemini: My parents bought a new house, but now we have no money basically.

Cancer: My parents gave birth to me.

Leo: My mom and stepdad got married and left like 7 children alone while they went on their honeymoon.

Virgo: My mom tried to force my brother to get up his grades, but he never did.

Libra: My parents had 2 (more) children at the age of 40(ish).

Scorpio: I didn't see my dad for 6 years because my mom had a grudge.

Sagittarius: I've moved so many times in my life.

Capricorn: My parents bought a house that they plan to sell in a couple of years.

Aquarius: My dad "kidnapped" me when I was like 4 because my mom wouldn't let him see me.

Pisces: My dad went to prison for doing drugs.

-Parker

(No, these are not my personal events, I got this from Tumblr)