.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.

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The signs at stereotypical frat parties:

Aries: The one who can't stop playing Spin the Bottle and Truth Or Dare. Also, if you pick Dare, they'll probably make you do something humiliating as hell

Taurus: The one who keeps puking

Gemini: The one who keeps texting and taking pictures of everything going on

Cancer: The one who gets emotional drunk and ruins the party by ranting and attacking their exes

Leo: The one who sings horrible karaoke

Virgo: The drunk one who invites themselves to your bedroom and sleeps in there for the night

Libra: The one who calls the police for no reason. Just to cause drama

Scorpio: The one who messes up the whole place by spilling drinks, popcorn and fiddling with your furniture

Sagittarius: The bad boy/star of the party that everyone knows and wants to dance with

Capricorn: The nerd's friend who eventually forgets about the nerd and starts to talk to her friends

Aquarius: The emo kid that sits on a couch in a dark corner and undergoes an existential crisis

Pisces: The nerd that goes to a party for the first time. Ends up hooking up with the bad boy