.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.

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The signs as goofy actions people of those signs have done:

Aries: Found a mysterious item at the bottom of a meteor wreck, decided to wear it as a hat

Taurus: Played pokemon, wouldn't use any offensive moves against the enemy pokemon because they hate animal cruelty

Gemini: Fell into a toilet when cosplaying as a pirate, politely pulled the flush

Cancer: Discussed with their significant other in great detail the intricacies of the romances in dane cook movies

Leo: Posted temmie emotes all over their friend's furry porn collection to make it safe for work

Virgo: Ate a moth just to see what it would taste like. it wasnt that great

Libra: Stacked all of their student books to use as a stand so they could lick a chalk drawing on a wall

Scorpio: Screamed at the sky for a concernable amount of time because they were angry with the shape of a box

Sagittarius: Tried to run alongside a horse and claimed they were a free spirit

Capricorn: Used facepaints on a sculpture they had worth about £1500 as a kid

Aquarius: Drank a fizzy pop that they found on the shore of the beach. it was alright

Pisces: Collected all the tadpoles in their back garden and raised them in their bedroom