The Signs As Dan Howell's Tweets:
Aries: 'Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?' 'Yes sir yes sir three bags full' mate ur talking to a fucking sheep are u on shrooms or what?
Taurus: Man I love going to the dentist CLEAN ME YES SCRAPE MY GUMS MM HARDER
Gemini: Home alone! Time to watch tv for ten hours completely naked and eat several bags of microwave popcorn with no one around to shame me
Cancer: I'm totally addicted to the star wars clone wars tv series and I'm in love with anakin skywalker force choke me dad I mean Darth I mean what
Leo: Just saw the revenant and idk but if the bear got to wrestle with Leo then spend the winter warming him with it's skin who's the real winner
Libra: I was stood under a tree crunching on leaves as they fell around me when a dog started peeing on it thanks for ruining my autumn moment m8
Virgo: Is it illegal to break into my neighbours house to play with their cute dog
Scorpio: A pigeon just landed in front of me and held eye contact while pooping on the floor for six seconds then flew away I feel so distressed
Capricorn: Don't judge me for the litter that falls out for I am just a humble trash can trying to roll my way through life
Sagittarius: I accidentally stepped on an ant this morning and feel so bad honestly the guilt is destroying me who has reverend lovejoy's number
Aquarius: I'm awake at 2am watching animal videos and crying laughing but maybe just crying because I love them so much I'm having one of those nights
Pisces: I feel spiritually uncomfortable when I'm not wearing pyjamas like I can't wait to get home and pull off my jeans so I can be my true self
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.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.
RandomThese are just horoscopes that I get from Tumblr, WeHeartIt, and a lot of other places so yeah...Enjoy!
