.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.

t h i r t y - o n e

The signs while flirting:

Aries: You're hot *tells you everything they're thinking about you*

Taurus: *Internally flirts with you* Externally- Hi friend

Gemini: *Shoots you with their flirt gun*

Cancer: *Stares at you and imagines things in their mind*

Leo: OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE YOU OMG OMG OMG

Virgo: Silly, passive comments, 'Hey, you should try...' *suggests something that sounds like a judgment*

Libra: *Murders you with their flirt knife*

Scorpio: Hot! Cold! Crazy... You're honestly going a little bc you don't know what they're thinking

Sagittarius: Lets fuck!

Capricorn: Your eyebrows look funny...:/

Aquarius: *Talks non-stop about how different they are to impress you, really just seeing if you'll say something valid back*

Pisces: *Blushing* *the whole* *goddamn* *Time*