Signs as Queen/King:
Aries: One, Two, Three I declare war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST
Gemini: Tell the King/Queen of Spain the fuck with me cause I don't care about their trading policy
Cancer: Have a town meeting, I want to hold every newborn baby
Leo: Lets dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night, Feast for everyone! Even peasants!!
Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I'm planning my next World War
Libra: I'd like to meet all the other monarchs and I need a new dress so lets have fucking BALL TONIGHT!!!
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or fuck me... #tru
Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite???
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
Pisces: I don't want to go to war, can everyone please be happy?? Look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!
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.:Zodiac Horoscopes:.
RandomThese are just horoscopes that I get from Tumblr, WeHeartIt, and a lot of other places so yeah...Enjoy!
