Avengers Text Chat

The Start of a Chat

[Fury has created a chat room.]

{Fury has invited Steve to the chat room.}

{Fury has invited Thor to the chat room.}

{Fury has invited Clint to the chat room.}

{Fury has invited Natasha to the chat room.}

{Fury has invited Bruce to the chat room.}

{Fury has invited Tony to the chat room.}

Tony:
Why was I invited last

Pirate:
Because I knew you would hack it
...
Stark change it back

Tony:
Change what back

Pirate:
My name

Tony:
What makes you say I changed it
...
Because I didn't

Pirate:
Change it back before I come over there and make you

Steve:
Tony I think he's serious.

Thor:
WHO IS THE PIE RAT

Clint:
Oh, wow.

Natasha:
Pirate, and it's Fury. Tony changed his name.

Thor:
THE FURY IS NOW A PIE RAT!

Bruce:
Thor turn your caps lock off

Thor:
WHAT IS THIS CAPS LOCK?

Tony:
Why does everyone think I did it
I didn't do it

Bruce:
Caps lock is what makes your letters capital

Steve:
Why are we here Fury?

Natasha:
Tony we all know you did it

Fury:
I brought you here to-

Tony:
No I didn't

Thor:
WHY WOULD I TURN THIS OFF?

Steve:
What were you saying Fury?

Clint:
Yes you did.

Fury:
I was saying-

Bruce:
Because it's annoying.

Tony:
NO I DIDN'T

Thor:
THE MAN OF IRON IS USING CAPS LOCK AS WELL

All Hail Hydra:
Who changed my name

Tony:
Wtf

All Hail Hydra:
LANGUAGE!

Clint:
Steve why'd you change your name

All Hail Hydra:
Ask Tony

Natasha:
Tony change his name back.

Tony:
I will but swear it wasn't me

LANGUAGE:
Thanks
...
TONY

Tony:
Okay, that was me but it suits you

[Fury has locked the chat.]

Fury:
As I was saying-

[ALL HAIL HYDRA!]
[The chat room has been taken over.]
[We will find and kill you all.]
[Starting with the pop tarts.]

Natasha:
Knock it off Tony.

Tony:
It isn't me

Thor:
NOT THE POP TARTS!!!
I SHALL CRUSH ANYONE WHO GOES NEAR THEM

Steve:
Ow!

Thor:
STAY AWAY FROM MY POP TARTS, MORTAL FIEND!!!

Clint:
Oh my god

Bruce:
Did you just call Steve a fiend?

Thor:
HE WAS GOING TO TOUCH MY POP TARTS!

Steve:
NO I WASN'T

Fury:
Who unlocked the chat

Clint:
*cough cough* Tony *cough cough*

Tony:
No I didn't

Steve:
Well, no one else did it

Tony:
You're right Steve! No one else is that smart

Steve:
That's not what I said

Fury:
WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!

[Fury has locked the chat.]
[Fury has kicked Tony from the chat.]

Tony:
[Tony has used his awsome and handsom looks to join the chat again and unlock it.]

Fury:
Shut up Stark, before I make you
Now as I was saying
I have created this chat so you can communicate without getting into those petty cat fights you do when you actually talk.

Clint:
Steve, Thor

Steve:
Hey, I can fight!

Bruce:
Uh...no you can't

Fury:
QUIT FIGHTING BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND MAKE YOU

Thor:
THE PIE RAT HAS JOINED MY CAPS LOCKING

Clint:
*face palm*

[Fury has left the chat.]