Clint: where the [CENSORED] is natasha
Bruce: You should calm down a bit. You're buzzed.
Clint: UR NOT GETTING A DIVIRCE DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
Steve: He's right on this one, Clint.
Clint: [CENSORED] U BLUEBERRY KOOLAID
[Tony is online.]
Clint: NATASHA I KNOW UR HERE
Tony: wuts going on?
Clint: ANSWER ME NATASHA
Tony: Oh.
Clint: U CANT RUN 4EVER NATASHA
Tony: dude, chill.
Clint: WHERE THE [CENSORED] IS SHE?!?!?!?!.!.#?!
Bruce: You've got Tony using punctuation, Clint.
Clint: IT TELLS ME UR ONLING NATATAHA
Steve: Are you getting drunker or angrier?
Clint: [CENSORED] U STEB
Bruce: Angrier?
Tony: yeah, i took away the booze a while ago.
Clint: NATAHA!#!!!$! TALK TO ME [CENSORED]
Tony: oh, that's a new word.
Steve: It's censored.
Tony: yeah but i got hacks.
Bruce: It's his app so he can see what we're actually saying.
Clint: NARAJSA
Tony: 1 - ur ruining the fun, bruce.
Tony: 2 - u rlly need 2 calm down clint
Clint: [CENSORED] U U [CENSORED] PIECE OF [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] UR [CENSORED] [CENSORED] TO [CENSORED] HELL
Tony: Okay, let's take a few deep breaths, buddy. The sun's getting real low.
Clint: IM NOT BRUCE U [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
Tony: Another new word, nice. I'm glad you're expanding your vocabulary, buddy, but...
Natasha: I am sorry, Clint.
Clint: U [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] U BETTER [CENSORED] BE [CENSORED] SORRY U [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
Natasha: I'm sorry, Clint.
Tony: Stop it, Nat.
Natasha: I am sorry.
Tony: That's enough.
Clint: [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
Tony: Clint, stop.
Clint: U [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
Tony: Fine.
[Tony changed Clint to spectator.]
Natasha: Change it back.
[Tony changed Natasha to spectator.]
Tony: You two need to take a thousand giant [CENSORED] steps back.
Steve: Not letting them talk isn't helping, Tony.
Bruce: Now they have to talk in person.
Steve: Clearly they're not ready for that.
[Tony changed Steve to spectator.]
[Tony changed Bruce to spectator.]Tony: And you two fighting and taking sides isn't helping either.
Tony: You know what? None of this is helping.
[Tony disconnected the chat.]
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Avengers Text Chat
FanfictionThis is post Age of Ultron and ignoring anything after that. Includes Marvel Characters: Black Panther (T'challa) Black Widow (Romanov) Captain America (Rogers) Falcon (Wilson) Hawkeye (Barton) Hawkeye (Bishop) Hulk (Banner) Ironman (Stark) Loki Mar...