Spectators

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Clint: where the [CENSORED] is natasha

Bruce: You should calm down a bit. You're buzzed.

Clint: UR NOT GETTING A DIVIRCE DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN

Steve: He's right on this one, Clint.

Clint: [CENSORED] U BLUEBERRY KOOLAID

[Tony is online.]

Clint: NATASHA I KNOW UR HERE

Tony: wuts going on?

Clint: ANSWER ME NATASHA

Tony: Oh.

Clint: U CANT RUN 4EVER NATASHA

Tony: dude, chill.

Clint: WHERE THE [CENSORED] IS SHE?!?!?!?!.!.#?!

Bruce: You've got Tony using punctuation, Clint.

Clint: IT TELLS ME UR ONLING NATATAHA

Steve: Are you getting drunker or angrier?

Clint: [CENSORED] U STEB

Bruce: Angrier?

Tony: yeah, i took away the booze a while ago.

Clint: NATAHA!#!!!$! TALK TO ME [CENSORED]

Tony: oh, that's a new word.

Steve: It's censored.

Tony: yeah but i got hacks.

Bruce: It's his app so he can see what we're actually saying.

Clint: NARAJSA

Tony: 1 - ur ruining the fun, bruce.

Tony: 2 - u rlly need 2 calm down clint

Clint: [CENSORED] U U [CENSORED] PIECE OF [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] UR [CENSORED] [CENSORED] TO [CENSORED] HELL

Tony: Okay, let's take a few deep breaths, buddy. The sun's getting real low.

Clint: IM NOT BRUCE U [CENSORED] [CENSORED]

Tony: Another new word, nice. I'm glad you're expanding your vocabulary, buddy, but...

Natasha: I am sorry, Clint.

Clint: U [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] U BETTER [CENSORED] BE [CENSORED] SORRY U [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]

Natasha: I'm sorry, Clint.

Tony: Stop it, Nat.

Natasha: I am sorry.

Tony: That's enough.

Clint: [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]

Tony: Clint, stop.

Clint: U [CENSORED] [CENSORED]

Tony: Fine.

[Tony changed Clint to spectator.]

Natasha: Change it back.

[Tony changed Natasha to spectator.]

Tony: You two need to take a thousand giant [CENSORED] steps back.

Steve: Not letting them talk isn't helping, Tony.

Bruce: Now they have to talk in person.

Steve: Clearly they're not ready for that.

[Tony changed Steve to spectator.]
[Tony changed Bruce to spectator.]

Tony: And you two fighting and taking sides isn't helping either.

Tony: You know what? None of this is helping.

[Tony disconnected the chat.]

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