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Clint: help

Steve: You okay?

Clint: nat & laura just got back

Tony: ooh r they pissed @ u?

Clint: no they're drunk

Tony: drunk cat fighting? im in

[Pepper is online.]

Tony: i mean out

[Tony is offline.]

[Pepper is offline.]

Clint: they're not even fighting

Bruce: Then why do you need help?

Clint: it's weird they've both just like forgotten wut happened

Steve: Alcohol does that to you.

Clint: laura's being rly mean now

Bruce: Is she a mean drunk?

Clint: no she's just being mean

Steve: You are divorced.

Clint: it's kinda hurting my feelings

Bruce: Did divorcing you not tell you how she felt?

Clint: ouch dude

Clint: & theres a diff between getting so incredibly mad u divorce me & telling me u never loved me

Bruce: Ouch.

Clint: & i cant tell if she's joking cuz she sat there 4 a solid min b4 laughing

Steve: She's joking.

Clint: yeah but still

Clint: ouch

Bruce: How's Nat?

Clint: now they're just laughing hysterically @ each other

Steve: Any particular reason?

Clint: nope

Clint: ok lauras passed out

Clint: & now cooper & lila r up

Clint: gtg

Bruce: Bye.

Steve: Good luck.

Clint: thnx

[Clint is offline.]

Steve: Think this will be good for them?

Bruce: I don't know.

Bruce: And I don't trust Nat to tell us anymore.

Steve: Give her a break.

Bruce: She lied.

Bruce: To our faces.

Steve: She apologised.

Bruce: To our faces.

Steve: And the crying was real, even if the lies weren't true.

Bruce: I guess.

...

Steve: Goodnight.

Bruce: Goodnight.

[Steve is offline.]

[Bruce is offline.]

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