Loki: I have discovered something quite interesting.
Tony: get lost loki
Loki: It concerns your mortal friends.
Clint: get lost
Loki: You are one of the two with whom it concerns.
Tony: is the other 1 nat?
Steve: Tony...
Loki: Indeed!
Tony: im listening
Steve: Tony!
Tony: wut?
Loki: It concerns their ongoing relationship.
Tony: oh we know theyre [CENSORED]
Loki: It seems they have grown an emotional attachment to one another.
Tony: i'm listening again
Steve: Tony, knock it off.
Loki: I believe I know of the reason this relationship has developed.
Clint: NAT!
[Clint is offline.]
[Nat is online.]
Nat: Yeah?
Nat: ???
Loki: Lady Romanoff and Sir Barton have a child.
Nat: A what?
Loki: Her name is Kate.
Nat: You're nuts.
[Nat is offline.]
Loki: Witness how she flees from the accusation!
Tony: dude i dont believe a word ur saying
Loki: She has black hair.
Tony: u r nuts
Loki: She is older than any of the other three children Sir Barton possesses.
Tony: lame im out
Loki: She is adopted.
Tony: since when?
Loki: A few months.
Tony: ur lying
Loki:
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Tony: youve gotta pic? thats creepy
Loki: She is their daughter!
Tony: so wut?
Loki: You cared a few moments ago!
Tony: cuz i thought u meant like some secret love child
Steve: Adoption is good.
Loki: You are all useless mortals!
[Loki is offline.]
Tony: geez wut got him all riled up?
[Tony is offline.]
[Steve is offline.]
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FanfictionThis is post Age of Ultron and ignoring anything after that. Includes Marvel Characters: Black Panther (T'challa) Black Widow (Romanov) Captain America (Rogers) Falcon (Wilson) Hawkeye (Barton) Hawkeye (Bishop) Hulk (Banner) Ironman (Stark) Loki Mar...
