Avengers Text Chat

DUN NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU Dipleridae!

{Tony has created the chat.}
{Tony has invited CAPSLOCKARMYKING! .}
{Tony has invited Dipleridae .}
{Tony has invited LANGUAGE .}
{Tony has invited Birdseye .}
{Tony has invited Director Fury .}
{Tony has invited Marina Hall .}
{Tony has invited Science Bro .}
{Tony has kicked Kingfishers .}

LANGUAGE :
Who is Kingfishers?

KingOfAsgard :
Me it was the f***ing auto carrot

Birdseye :
Better watch ur language around steve

Science Bro :
now what?

{Tony has not invited Parker.}

Tony:
knock it off parker i said no already

{Parker is sad.}

CAPSLOCKARMYKING! :
THE STARK HAS MADE PARKER SAD!
HOW DARE THOU?

Dipleridae:
Do you even know who Parker is?

CAPSLOCKARMYKING! :
HE IS THE SPIDER WHO GAVE ME POP TARTS
I REQUEST MORE NOW

{Parker gave you twenty boxes an hour ago.}

CAPSLOCKARMYKING! :
I HAS EATEN THEM ALL!

Tony:
Fine Parker you can join the chat just stop hacking it

{Parker has joined the chat.}
{Parker has invited Sam.}
{Parker has invited Wanda.}
{Parker has invited Wayde.}
{Parker has invited Logan.}
Science Bro :
Inviting him was a bad idea
{Parker has invited Black Panther.}
{Parker has invited Ant-man.}
{Parker has invited Wasp.}
{Parker has invited Hank.}
Tony:
No duh
{Parker has invited Ms. Marvel.}
{Parker has invited IAmGroot.}
{Parker has invited Gamora.}
{Parker has invited Star Lord.}
{Parker has invited Rocket Racoon.}
Dipleridae:
Someone stop him.
{Parker has invited Bucket Head.}
{Parker has invited Luke Cage.}
{Parker has invited Iron Fist.}
{Parker has invited Phil Coulson.}
{Parker has invited Virginia.}
{Parker has invited Rhode.}
LANGUAGE:
How many people does he know?
{Parker has invited Bucky.}
Tony:
MORE THAN YOU!
{Parker has invited Parker.}
Dipleridae:
Did he just invite himself?
{Parker has invited MJ.}
{Parker has invited Jeannette.}
Hank:
...
{Parker has invited Pietro.}
Wanda:
...
{Parker has invited Charles.}
Logan:
...
{Parker has invited Jean.}
Logan:
...

Parker:
What?

Birdseye :
I am pretty sure those last few people are dead.

Parker:
Really?

Wanda:
Way to make people feel good.

Parker:
Sorry!

...

Parker:
I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU!

CAPSLOCKARMYKING:
PARKER HAS JOINED THE ARMY!

Dipleridae:
How?

Parker:
With this:

Birdseye:
How did you get those pictures!?!?!

PARKER:
WRONG THING. BYE.

{PARKER has left the chat.}

Birdseye:
PARKER!

{Birdseye has left the chat.}

Tony:
Where did he get those?

AoU

Science Bro:
Who said that?

LANGUAGE:
Not me

CAPSLOCKARMY:
IT WAS NOT THYSELF

Dipleridae:
I was busy with Dipleridae. What happened?

Tony:
Wasn't me

Wanda:
Definitely not me. I was crying over Pietro's death

Logan:
Who the h*** are you people?

Wayde:
LOGAN, BUDDY! IT'S ME, DEADPOOL!

Virginia:
Wasn't me.

Rhodes:
Not m-

Science Bro:
I asked who said it, not who didn't!

It was me.

Tony:
Who?

Me

Dipleridae:
Who's me?

Me

Tony:
Not helping

Who are you?

Tony:
I am Tony Stark!

No, you're a playboy, billionaire, philanthropist.

Tony:
Hey! I said that!

Science Bro:
Yeah and how'd they know ya said it?

Magic.

...

Bye now.

{The author has closed the chat.}