[Clint is online.]
Clint: I HATE U
Tony: who?
Bruce: Perhaps you should text the person directly.
Clint: SHE PUSHED ME IN A [CENSORED] FOUNTAIN
Steve: Who did?
Clint: NAT WHO THE [CENSORED] ELSE?
Thor: YOU FOUND LADY NATASHA AGAIN?
Steve: Again?
Thor: INDEED. SIR BARTON WON THE GAME.
Tony: u [CENSORED] [ CENSORED]
Thor: DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU, SIR STARK?
Tony: CLINT
Clint: ive got a broken arm dont hurt me
Steve: You broke your arm?
Clint: SHE PUSHED ME IN A FOUNTAIN SHE BROKE MY ARM
[Nat is online.]
Nat: You [CENSORED] found me.
Steve: Why don't you just leave her alone, Clint?
Clint: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?!?!
Bruce: I kind of agree with Steve.
Clint: I RESCIND THE AGREEMENT
Bruce: ???
Nat: Oh, [CENSORED] you.
Tony: wut agreement?
Nat: Laura was jealous. I didn't do anything.
Clint: LIAR
Nat: I'm sitting right next to you, Barton.
Clint: k so shes not lying
Steve: Was that a threat?
Clint: yeah but shws not lying
Clint: *she's
Bruce: And you tried to say she was?
Clint: SHE BROKE MY ARM
Nat: Quit being a baby. I barely tapped you.
Clint: THE SECURITY GUARD ASKED YOU TO LEAVE
Nat: Yeah but I'd been annoying him for an hour before you showed up.
Clint: U SAT STILL 4 AN HOUR???
Nat: Yeah, and you still couldn't find me.
Steve: What's going on?
Bruce: I feel lied to.
Tony: yeah whats the T?
Nat: I'm [CENSORED] Barton.
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Tony: thats some T
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Hayran KurguThis is post Age of Ultron and ignoring anything after that. Includes Marvel Characters: Black Panther (T'challa) Black Widow (Romanov) Captain America (Rogers) Falcon (Wilson) Hawkeye (Barton) Hawkeye (Bishop) Hulk (Banner) Ironman (Stark) Loki Mar...
