Okay Then....

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Dipleridae:
What was that?

Birdseye:
Can you please change Nats name back Tony?

Science Bro:
And while You're at it change everyones names back

Tony:
fine

NAT:
NO!

NAT:
TONY HOW COULD YOU!?!

CLINT:
she's using caps lock better run Stark

Rhode:
*Stank

THOR:
THE GNAT HAS JOINED THE CAPS LOCK ARMY!

I wonder if Armin made it to Valhalla....

BRUCE:
THE STALKER IS BACK!

STEVE:
EVERYONE HIDE!

TONY:
BEFORE HE FINDS US!

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HE!?!?!?!?!?!

TONY:
HE'S ANGRY!

D**** RIGHT I'M ANGRY! IF YOU CALL ME HE ONE MORE TIME I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT!

NAT:
I LIKE HER.

CLINT:
COURSE YOU WOULD.

NAT:
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

CLINT:
DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

THOR:
NO THOU TEXTED IT.

CLINT:
F***ING TALK TO TEXT

BRUCE:
WHERE DID STEVE GO?

STEVE:
I'M HERE

TONY:
WHY IS EVERYONE USING CAPS LOCK?

BRUCE:
THOR WANTS TO, STEVE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF, NAT IS JUST ANGRY, CLINT IS SCARED FOR HIS LIFE THAT NAT WILL KILL HIM, I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE MY KEYBOARD, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU'RE USING IT.

TONY:
WHO CARES?

I DO.

TONY:
BESIDES PSYCHO

PSYCHO!?! I WILL MURDER YOU!

TONY:
I AM A BILLIONAIRE WITH AN IRONMAN SUIT YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO ME.

OH YEAH? WELL I KNOW:
YOU ARE a billionaire, genius, playboy, and philanthropist. well-known as Iron Man, owns Stark Industries, is its CEO, lives in house in Malibu, and is one of the founding and lead member of The Avengers. in a relationship with Head-Chief of Stark Industries, and current girlfriend, Pepper Potts.

TONY:
HOW?

GOOGLE IS A MAGICAL THING.

THOR:
MAGIC? WHERE IS IT?

ON THE INTERNET.

THOR:
WHERE IS THIS INTERNET?

ON YOUR PHONE

THOR:
I SEE NOTHING ON MY PHONE. IS IT INVISIBLE?

BRUCE:
NO

HE'S LYING. IT'S COMPLETELY INVISIBLE. ONLY SOMEONE WHO HAS DESTROYED THE ENTIRE FLEET OF IRON MAN SUITS CAN SEE IT.

THOR:
I SHALL DESTROY THEM!

TONY:
WHAT? NO!?! WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT!?!

CAUSE YOU'RE TONY STANK AND YOU'RE A JERK.

TONY:
SO!?! ALL BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY'S ARE JERKS!

BRUCE:
NOT ALL

TONY:
SHUT UP

CLINT:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE JUST WRECKED THE HULK BUSTER.

NAT:
WHERE DID Dipleridae GO!?!

BRUCE:
IT'S A CAT. IT'S PROBABLY SLEEPING.

NAT:
Dipleridae IS NOT AN IT! HE IS MY BABY AND I MUST FIND HIM!

CLINT:
TASHA, IT'S A CAT!

NAT:
CAW CAW CAW! TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER! CAW CAW!

CLINT:
OH COME ON NOT WITH THAT AGAIN.

NAT:
CAW CAW! Dipleridae, Dipleridae! CAW CAW!

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