Bruce: Is everyone okay?
Tony: my head hurts
Clint: i think my arm is broken
Natasha: That was your fault.
Clint: my fault?
Natasha: You called Dipleridae it.
Clint: im telling laura
Natasha: She supports me.
Wanda: wtf is wrong with you people?
Steve: LANGUAGE!?!
Wanda: do not talk to me like that ever again
Tony: why not?
Wanda: bcause i sed so
Bruce: So much for spelling.
Wanda:
Bruce: so?Wanda: your argument is invalid
Tony: your not a princess
Clint: yeah arent you more like a peasant
Wanda: MOTHER!?!
Tony: did you just call for your mommy?
Wanda: MOTHER! MOTHER! MR STANK IS BEING MEAN! MOTHER!
Natasha: How dare you!?! Leave my daughter alone!
Clint: awww f***
Steve: LANGUAGE!?!
Clint: i used assteriks!
Bruce: You spelt that wrong.
Tony: what da ya mean? thats how you spell it isnt it?
Natasha: What do you mean!?! Oh, oh! When you nod your head yes!
Clint: TONY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!
Natasha: But you wanna say no!
Wanda: wtf
Steve: LANGUAGE!
Natasha: Hey-ey! When you don't want me to move! But you tell me to go!
Thor: THE WIDOW IS SINGING!!! HOW FULL OF WONDER!!!
Ugh! I HATE THIS SONG!
Clint: Stalker lady is back!!!
Natasha: What do you mean? Oh, what do you mean? Said you're running out of time, what do you mean?
MAKE HER STOP!
Bruce: How???
Steve: her voice is actually pretty nice
Tony: JUST MAKE HER SHUT UP!
Natasha: Oh, oh, oh, what do you mean? Better make up your mind! What do you mean?
Thor: THE BLACK WIDOW CAN SING!
Fury: WHO THE [Censored] GOT HER SINGING AGAIN!
Clint: Tony
Bruce: Tony
Steve: Tony
Wanda: wtf is up with you people?
Thor: THE TONY DID IT!
Natasha: You're so indecisive of what I'm saying! Tryna catch the beat, make up your heart! Don't know if you're happy or complaining! Don't want for us to end, where do I start?
Fury: TONY [Censored] STARK! WHY THE [Censored] WOULD YOU [Censored] MENTION THOSE [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] WORDS! ARE YOU A [Censored] [Censored] !!!
Tony: Calm down Pie Rat!
Fury: DON'T YOU [Censored] TELL ME TO [Censored] CALM DOWN!
Steve: language?
Fury: I AM TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR [Censored] NONSENSE! HILLS LETS GO!
Maria: Yes sir.
{Fury left the chat.}
Clint: bye maria
Maria: Bye Barton.
{Maria left the chat.}
Natasha: First you wanna go to the left then you wanna turn right!! Wanna argue all day, make love all night! First you're up, then you're down and then between!! Oh, I really want to know...
Bruce: Now what?
Wanda: i say we let her finish
Natasha: What do you mean? Oh, oh
When you nod your head yes
But you wanna say no
What do you mean? Hey-ey
When you don't want me to move
But you tell me to go
What do you mean?
Oh, what do you mean?
Said you're running out of time, what do you mean?
Oh, oh, oh, what do you mean?
Better make up your mind
What do you mean?You're overprotective when I'm leaving
Trying to compromise but I can't win
You want to make a point, but you keep preaching
You had me from the start, won't let this endFirst you wanna go to the left then you wanna turn right
Wanna argue all day, make love all night
First you're up, then you're down and then between
Oh, I really want to know...What do you mean? Oh, oh
When you nod your head yes
But you wanna say no
What do you mean? Hey-ey
When you don't want me to move
But you tell me to go
What do you mean?
(I wanna know)
Oh, what do you mean? (Ooh)
Said you're running out of time, what do you mean?
(Oh baby)
Oh, oh, oh, what do you mean?
Better make up your mind
What do you mean?Oh, oh
(This is ours baby, yeah)
When you nod your head yes
But you wanna say no
What do you mean? Hey-ey
(You're so confusing baby)
When you don't want me to move
But you tell me to go
What do you mean?
(Be more straight forward)
Oh, what do you mean?
Said you're running out of time, what do you mean?
Oh, oh, oh, what do you mean?
Better make up your mind
What do you mean?Natasha: DONE!
...
Natasha: guys?
...
Natasha: if you wimps went for shwarama without me I'll kill you all.
...
Natasha: ya little rats
{Natasha left the chat.}
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Avengers Text Chat
FanfictionThis is post Age of Ultron and ignoring anything after that. Includes Marvel Characters: Black Panther (T'challa) Black Widow (Romanov) Captain America (Rogers) Falcon (Wilson) Hawkeye (Barton) Hawkeye (Bishop) Hulk (Banner) Ironman (Stark) Loki Mar...