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"take her swimming on the first date"

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von thedeathofryran

von thedeathofryran

                                    
                                              I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH
                          yes, you need to take her swimming to show yourself that she doesn't have eyelashes that are naturally an inch long, or a black line that flicks across their eyelid. or perfectly even skin that has no sign of blood flow. or a natural gradient of color on her eyelids.
                          I use this stupid ass quote as a joke sometimes because of how much I dearly hate it

                          let people do whatever the fuck they want with their makeup, for fucks sake.