(Random) Oneshots

Half OFF (Zacharie X Reader)

                    You stood with The Batter patently at the entrance to the shop in Zone 2. "Are you absolutely, positively sure you need those Luck Tickets?" he said, looking at you with his shadowy glare. "You could just borrow some of mine.", he looked back at the shop stubbornly. "You keep em', your more important than me anyways, Batter. Im just an Add On." he'd always called you that, an Add On, though you were nothing like Alpha, Omega, or Epsilon. He nodded, and you approached the door. Batter followed you and waited just outside as you walked in. You were greeted by the merchant that had been in the same area upon meeting Dedan. Zacharie. You always kind of liked Zacharie, he was just so mysterious, seeming to hide something a little bigger than himself. "Buenos dias, amiga!," still, the same greeting, "What are you looking for?". "Just some luck tickets.", you don't know why but you blushed a little. "How many?" you thought a moment, gazing around the relatively small area inhabiting you. "Three, I suppose." You looked back at him, he was wearing his cat mask, you had no idea why, but you didn't argue, since it was your favorite. "That'll be 120 credits."  he handed you the three Luck Tickets in exchange for your 120 credits. "Anything else?" he asked in a bit of a monotone voice. You thought for a moment. "Umm..." the blush returned. "Heh...uh, y-yeah." you looked away from him, and he tilted his head in response. You looked back at him and leaned one elbow on the counter, "How much do you cost?" you said while winking. You'd never flirted before this was dangerous, new territory for you, but what the heck, you had confidence. Right? He chuckled, "Only 9999 credits!" you laughed with him, but you were sincerely hoping he was joking. "But, I'm half OFF for you!" you started laughing at his actual joke, but then you stopped wondering if you could afford that. "Im kidding, of course." He chuckled again, pulling himself over the counter. You looked up at him. He pulled his mask up just to the tip of his nose, he'd been blushing too, but before you could even really concentrate, his lips collided with yours, and all reason was lost. Your hands gripped his sweater a little as you stood on your tip toes, deepening the kiss. He pulled away after a few seconds, and you saw him smiling. He pulled his mask back on, and took your hands in his. You just stared at him in amazement. "So uh, we a thing now, or what?" he tilted his head again, you smiled. "Y-yes!!!" you clung onto him in a hug. He chuckled. "Well you best be going then, Batter is waiting on you." You let go of him and looked back up at him sadly. "Oh don't give me that! I'll make you pay for kisses!" He added playfully "How much?" you asked smiling. "All the credits you got!" You clung to his arm "But your worth so much more.". You both started laughing again. "See you later, Sugar!" you waved and left with Batter. "What took you so long, (Y/n)?"  you laughed. "Nothing." 

(A/n): see what I did there? SUGAR? As in sucre as called in the files. It was a funny joke don't even lie to me X3. It is a little....OFF though! HAHAHA! Thanks for reading!