A Kink In Time - A Legend of Zelda FanFic (Ocarina of Time)

Chapter 18

Meanwhile, back on earth...

*Ganondorf's Perspective*

It had been three days since I had awoken in this strange body. At first I had been shocked by the fact that I looked like a girl, but I had fixed that. But to explain what has happened since I arrived here, I'll go back to the first day.

Her family was shocked when they heard my voice, but the man who I found to be her brother shocked me.

"Ganondorf...?" He whispered in shock. l stared back at him.

"How do you know my name? What form of magic do you use?" I asked him, more shocked than anyone in the room. He stood there, dumbfounded. "Answer, fool, or I shall destroy you!!" I bellowed at him. He still stood there. I brought my hand up, and to my surprise found that my magic would not work!

I groaned and slammed my fist down on the table. "Where am I, and how do you know my name?!?"

Her brother finally spoke now. "You're on Earth...but, that's impossible!!!! You are a game character!" He shook his head in disbelief.

"Earth... Wait, game? Is there a game in this world based off of Hyrule?!??"

"Yes. It is called The Legend Of Zelda.... What did you do to get into my sister's body?!?! Do you think she might be in yours?!?! In Hyrule?!?"

Her mother looked lost. Maybe she wasn't a player of this 'game'. "Legend Of Zelda? Pfft. Why is it named after her? It should be named after me! And, I did have a dream in which when I was leaving Hyrule Castle to chase after Zelda, I found a girl. She wouldn't tell me in which direction the white horse had gone in, so I tried to kill her, but she rolled away... Then I passed out. And woke up here. And... I suppose if I am here... She is there."

His face went bright at that. "She is so lucky!!! She gets to be in the most amazing game in the world!!!! Still, in your body..."

"SILENCE! How dare you insult me, you imbecile!" I was going to say more, but that is when I realized what he was wearing. The Triforce!

"How did you acquire that?!?!?" I asked him, pointing to his shirt.

He looked down. "Oh, this? It's just a shirt, it's not the real thing. Go look in her room, and you'll see more than this!" I stood up, and he pointed to her room, and I walked into it. My mouth dropped.

The Triforce was EVERYWHERE! A Triforce lamp, Triforce curtains, Triforces on EVERYTHING!!! I looked on the walls, and found a poster. This made my mouth drop even more. There, on it, was a picture of Zelda, Me, and... A boy. Who was that boy, and why were our faces on different pieces of the Triforce?!?!? Her brother walked in, and I asked.

"Oh, that's Link. But... I can't tell you why. It might screw things up for my sister if you knew that. You'll find out soon enough." I sighed. I had no magic here, or I would have made him tell me. So, I just shooed him away, ate dinner with them and asked about the world, finding out about their money, and anything else I thought might be useful. I excused myself, trying to gain the trust of these people, and went to bed. I was going to try and find a way back to Hyrule. If I couldn't... I'd make this world mine.

The next morning, I found the girl's purse, and raided it. I found paper, which they called dollars, and stuffed it in my pockets, going to find the mother's purse. I found it, pulling out all the dollars, and every one of the 'plastic' which they called credit cards. I thought about eating, and decided against it. Instead, I simply walked out, and I found myself in a city. A big city, bigger than ANYTHING in Hyrule! I looked over, and saw a shop advertising haircuts. I smiled. In this world they knew who I was they knew what I looked like, could they make me look like me. I walked in, and asked if they could change my hair color.

They asked what color, and I replied, "I want to look like Ganondorf." I said, in my voice.

The girl behind the counter laughed. "That's a really good impression! Going to the Cosplay Convention?" I nodded, and she led me to a seat.

Another girl walked up, and asked what I wanted.

"She's a cosplayer. She wants to look like Ganondorf!" The other girl laughed now, and nodded her head.

"Give me a picture, and I'll do it." The girl from behind the desk pulled something from her pocket, and a picture of me appeared on the screen in front of me.

"Ok, girl. We'll make you look like Ganondorf."

"Thank you." I said, again in my voice, which made the girl laugh again.

Soon, she turned the chair around and held up a mirror. I smiled.

"It's perfect. Now, where would I go to get some clothes for a Ganondorf, uh, Cosplay?"

"There is a Cosplay Shop across the street. You'll find everything you could need for a cosplay there. Now, how would you like to pay? It's going to be 40 dollars." The girl behind the counter replied.

I pulled out one of the papers in my pocket, finding two that said 20 on them, and handing them to her.

"Thank you!" She said as I walked out the door. "Good luck with your cosplay!"

I walked across the street to the Cosplay Shop, and asked for some Ganondorf Clothes. I payed for the outfit, went and put it on, and walked out. I was as close to myself that I could be in this body... Now, I had to find a way to get back to Hyrule.

I checked into a hotel, and asked for the Legend of Zelda game to be sent to my room.

"Which one?" The person behind the counter asked.

"Umm... All of them." The guy nodded.

"We've got all of them in right now, you're lucky! We'll send up the systems with the games. It'll be 100 dollars a night, but I assume that won't be a problem, huh Ganondorf?" He chuckled. "Need help setting it up, just ask. The guy who works room service is obsessed with those games, he'll freak when he sees you!" I sighed at that, and walked up into my room.

Pretty soon, I heard a knock at the door, and opened it up. I almost slammed it shut, but I just let him in. It was the girl's brother.

"Oh my god, dude! Did you get my sister's hair cut and dyed?!?? She's going to be soooo mad! And you stole from my mom!!! I told her I borrowed it so that she wouldn't call the cops!" He laughed.

"Yeah, I did. Now, will you hook up one of these games? I want to see how accurate you people have it.

"Yeah, sure, dude!" He hooked up what he told me was Ocarina of Time on the 'N64', whatever that was, and made a new 'save file' with my name on it. He showed me how to play it, and I shooed him out.

And... That's where I have been sitting the past two days. Playing Ocarina of Time, trying to see how accurate it was. I hadn't really appeared yet, only by name, and I wondered what this boy, who was named me but was named Link in Hyrule, I guess, had to do with anything. I just kept playing, I just had to get the Spiriitual Stones! Oddly, those were actually in Hyrule... But I had NO IDEA how to get into Dodongo's Cavern!!! GRRRRRR....