Chapter Twenty Nine: Fuck My Life

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Severus's POV

I'm glad Phoebe was visiting me but I was worried for a number of reasons, First, I didn't know how long she was going to be here, Two, Where was Tiger and was she really dead? Lastly,Phoebe kept asking me questions about how everyone was, from the Maunder's to the Longbottoms even Lily. It bothered me but I know she doesn't know what happened to them since she-My thoughts were interrupted by her voice, Hey Severus, Do you think we could visit Lily and the other's sometime? I then told her to come with me, As I led her through the cemetery I grew wary then we were there I told her to read the headstone, as she did her voice grew more and more sad then she stuttered out a question, H-How? I frowned sadly and gave her a hug then explained, The dark lord found them after you-I paused not knowing how to say it, but she hugged me back telling me It's okay. You want to go? I asked her, yeah she told me Yes please, lets go. Once we gotten home I could tell that she was very emotional drained and since i'm not good at that sort of thing I just left her be, I saw that she was asleep. I sighed, worried for my friend since she was always a bit fragile suddenly she gasped out loud, I asked her if she was okay but it turned out to be Tiger's voice I was in shock but quickly took her to the order. Once we arrived she started throwing up I held her back so she wouldn't fall over. Once she was done we went inside I could see that they were shocked at her sudden appearance, it seems that she didn't remember but she then said she thought she was dream then proceed to have a nervous breakdown until stopping to tell Potter that an unknown women helped her throughout her years in Hogwarts but I knew it was Phoebe. She was always a sweet girl. It still bothers me that monster of a brother killed her without any regret, no matter how much she loved him and that vile creature Sirius Black fooled her into thinking he loves her. My poor friend.

Jorden's POV

It's been about four month since Tiger....died, and it's all my fault, I should have never left her alone. Right now, I'm looking for Malfoy. Suddenly I crashed into something. Damnit. I muttered. Sorry. I heard someone say. You better be. I told them with a glare, then I realized it was Potter. I was amazed that he was here, then again both of his parents did one or two things to piss the ministry off. What the fuck are you doing here, Potter? I asked him. he gave me stupid look but answered, Oh, I used my parounus charm because a dementor attack my cousin and I. I began to laugh as I asked him, I thought they hated you, Why the hell did you save them? He frown but said, Even though they're cruel to me they are still my family. I rolled my eyes thinking that this kid is sappy then he asked me, What are you doing here? Just harassing nothing much. I told him with a slight grin also looking for Malfoy instead I saw Weasley. There you are Harry. Oh, Hello Hohnsen. He greeted me with attitude. Hey Weasley I heard that one of your kids are on their own, What drove him out? I asked casually while noticing that Potter seemed to be getting pissy as Weasley answered with, Yes, that was his own desion. Too bad, I aways knew Percy was suck up. Then I saw him,Nice chatting with you Potter,Weasley. Then I left but I overheard Weasley say, How did he hired him I will never know. I just rolled my eyes and called out, hey blondie, tall dark and dangerous called he wants you. he glared at me saying, You never fail to insult my name will you,Hohnsen. I grinned then told him, I take that as a challenge. He groaned and left me to myself. I began to wonder what would this year be like? I got on the train like usual except I was alone for once in about four years. After a while of sitting I got bored so I decide to roam around, thats when I saw Malfoy and some other punk starting a fight so I walked over to break it up, Alright ladies, Calm your asses down. If there's fighting there will be bets and I will be winning. I told them as I clapped my hands together to gain their attention. Suddenly I heard Severus yell, Hohnsen! I rolled my eyes then said, Fine break it up. And Malfoy! Y-Yes sir? He stuttered like wuss, Go get your boyfriend ready. I saw him glare at me as he left but I ignored it for now, And you, I said while looking at a boy with brown hair and hazel eyes, he looked at me with a bit of fear and also a bit of recognition, Weird. Quit picking fights or whatever. I muttered bored not caring at all. Once the train stopped I went straight to the staff table, it was funny because I was early, as the students were sorted I saw two familiar faces that stood out, it was that one kid from the train and that guy from the twi-wizard thing. He was sorted in Ravenclaw while the train kid was sorted into Griffindor. A few weeks later the Weasley twins were at it again this time I heard that they were tricking first years into eating some bad candy, I laughed at this as it brought back great memories from my days. Speaking of back in the day I found Peeves putting a dungbomb into Umbridge's coffee. I grinned as I said, What are you doing? in a deep voice. He freeze then turned around slowly but glared when he saw that it was only me, Hey buddy, What going on? Besides you scaring me and that I was temperating with her tea? Aw, Come on it was funny! I told him with a frown. It was not, I could have been caught. But you weren't so quit whining. Anyway how is that, I pointed to the cup, going to work? Simple my friend, He told me wicked smile on his face, She drinks it stinks and everyone will have the end. Nice. I told him with a grin. Let's go before she come's back. He nodded once were far enough away I asked him, So what are the Weasley kids up to, anyways? They want to start a shop for joke and it could be my hope. Me too, mate. Just then we heard a violent scream, Umbridge came out her room looking like shit, literally and it took everything in me not to make jokes or even laugh, damn that was torture. what happened? A student thought it would be funny to place dungbombs in my tea. She told me while trying not to sound mad, that's too bad. I told her. maybe you should clean up before your next class. thank you for that suggestion, Mister Hohnsen. I think i'll will. If you want I can watch your class for you? Oh, professor Hohnsen you're such a sweetheart, thank you. I nodded my head as she left then I walk toward the room. What's up kids, Umbridge is a bit busy so i'm teaching now. They all cheered, I grinned then said, Alright now what were you guys doing? We're on chapter four, Professor. I grimaced then said, What the fuck is that thing doing here? It's our textbook. Granger told me with a frown. Well kids, I haven't seen shit like that since I was maybe ten. So how about I show you an example on how to skip this class, everyone looked at me in amazement, then I called out, Peeves, Come here. What do you need? I was busy. I grinned then asked him, Can you teach the kids how to spice tea? He was quite then told me, Only if you ask her. Aw come on man, anything but that. I said but he told me, You heard me, now let it be. You're a dick. I mumbled but agreed. He showed them and I made my way to the next class I was suppose to assist but then I saw Weasley, Hey Weasley, Wait up! I called after him. Yes sir? I wanted to know if you had any other relatives that are, I paused then said, that are not like your father? It took him a minute then he told me, Oh, Well my dad did have other family but they disowned him when he married my mum. I fucking knew it. I mumbled it under my breath then said to him, Thanks Weasley you just helped me win a bet. I walked away to look for Malfoy and to my luck I found him with dumb and dumber beating on a first year. Wow Malfoy, I didn't know you were that stupid to get your test answers from the wrong year. I told him sarcastically. shut up! he snarled at me, I gave him a look the said, You do know I can and will expel your ass any time I want? He started shaking violently I grinned then told him, However, just tell your daddy I was right. I turn to leave just seeing Malfoy confused out of the corner of my eye. After a while, work seemed...decent, Umbridge was still a controlling bitch, the students were rebelling and I was only a spectator in this but one day during a quidditch game some smart ass kid thought it would be funny as hell to steal from me. Well jokes on you kid, because nobody steals from Jorden Anthony Hohnsen, not even death can steal from me. Speaking on which, When I came back from the game to safely store my winnings I notice some thing seemed off so I used my spell to check it out turns out i've been robbed. Pissed off, I made a complaint to kill- I mean punish the basturd who did this. I checked it over and it turned out to be Sammules. Once I finally met up with the little shit I told him the truth about what I felt about him, apparently Mcgongall hates honesty she didn't believe me, Hohnsen we do not even know if he did it. I then left to grabbed evidence to prove that this little shit is guilty. Luckily, When I came back the pink bitch wasn't there I then placed a book on Dumbledore's desk then told Severus to pick it up, he started to bitch but Dumbledore made him so I used a spell I created to protect my things it showed his hand prints,Anything else,Mcgonagall? I asked annoyed. How do you know he did it on his own. Snape asked,Severus I happen to know a few Americans and most would do something stupid for a dare or exchange for something. I stated knowingly thinking of Tommy and his friends. I ignored their faces of surprise instead I pulled a Snape and focused of his punishment, but Mcgonagall ruined it by being a bitch. Afterwards I learned that found out that Potter and the Weasley twins were kicked off the team thanks to Malfoy and that pink bitch. I overheard Sammules and the other kids talking about that so I decided to tell Sammules about his detention and give him a bit "of advise" but Mcgonagall started to bitch so I told her that I was getting him already. I dragged his ass to her office after that I headed to bed. The following week I heard that the griffindors found replacements for potter ant the Weasley twins. As I was leaning against a tree waiting for Hagid to come when he did however he started talking about thresals I just stared at them thinking of her and Tiger.

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