(A truthful quote and song about Jorden.)
I was sitting bored in another meeting on how to kill Potter, Personally I didn't mind the kid. He wasn't an asshole like his father but he wasn't quite like his mom, She I tolerate but he was decent enough for me not to kill him like Malfoy's kid. Anyways, Voldemort started talking about how Potter was going to be vulnerable while he was fleeting his aunts home. I then asked bored, "Uh, question. Are we going to kill him or just talk about it? Because I could have killed him and those other muggles in less then the time we're discussing about it." Everyone gave me looks of either worry or annoyance. Voldemort told me, "I can see you anticipation Jorden but you must be patient. We are going to kill Potter but I will be the one to do it. I nodded then he told me, However I need you to spy on him and report back to me." I grinned, "You got it." I lied I was going to report to him but not everything. Soon Snape, Bellatrix and I were hunting down Potter. Snape only hit the kids ear to which I replied sarcastically, "Nice aim." "Shut up." He muttered angrily but followed me to report back to Voldemort. There was another Potter who used a disarmed charm and escaped, I laughed as he broke Malfoy's wand then told him, "Your wand sucks!" "Shut up, Hohnsen." Later we found out that Potter and company used a poly juice potion to screw with us, However Voldemort did kill Mad Eye Moody which put me in a good mood, not so much for the others since they had to deal with his wrath while I was in my room Writing, Caring for Hooters and sharping my knifes. After awhile I saw it was Tiger's birthday. I sighed then thought of something, I took a piece of paper then wrote once I was done I had Hooters deliver it. I smiled hopping she would get it and most importantly know it's true meaning. The next day, I was given a mission to take down the ministry, I grinned taking out my gun then said, "I love crashing parties." When we got there, Everyone was either freaking out or fighting. I decided to eat some cake and watch then show. Malfoy glared at me, "Why are you not doing anything,Hohnsen?" "I am, I'm taking over the leftovers." I told him cheekily as he rolled his eyes but said nothing else. So I ate and watched until I heard a voice yell out, "Jorden!" "God damn it. I muttered then said, Who are you?" Hoping for once she wasn't as smart as I give her credit for. She looked at me shocked then started having a bitch fit. I grabbed my wand to stun her so she would stop bitching and I would look like i'm helping but before I could do anything she was grabbed by a Weasley I couldn't tell which one but I shot a few spells just for good measure, missing on purpose. But when we returned we started interrogating some party goers, I loved this job. Soon Hogwarts started up again and I since Severus was the head master I was still a teacher, not an assistant one but an actual teacher. I was a sub teaching classes like charms through dark arts, however on the way there I took a bus instead of my car to look "more wizard like" and I saw Tiger. I ignored her, instead I talked to Stan and Dre, the shrunken head. Dre and I joked the whole ride while Stan read his paper. Tiger looked like she was about to pass out and when we made it she bolted off with her stuff in hand. Stan then asked me, "What's wrong with him?" "No idea." I told him but I had a clue of why Tiger ran off....me.
Pansy's POV
I was walking looking for Draco when I heard Timothy talking. He was cute and friends with Draco so I went after him I saw him in Moaning Myrtles bathroom, I smiled he was probably making fun of her, instead I saw him talking to her like a person, then he changed into a girl but not just any girl Tiger Hohnsen. I felt sick then quickly ran to tell the head master.
Jorden's POV
I was talking to Severus, Okay bothering him when Pakerison came in. "Professor Snape! What is it? He asked annoyed from all of the yelling. Professor Snape! Timothy Sammules is not who he says he is." I began to get worried, Did Tiger do something stupid? I thought as she continued, "He's a girl and he's Tiger Hohnsen." Inside I wanted to punch something but I stayed silent as they dragged Tiger in, Tiger looked as worried as I felt, hell that other guy wanted to take her to Voldemort. I joked around trying to make the situation look like a waste of time but it failed. She was brought to him and placed in a cell were she was beaten and tortured. I heard she changed back in a girl but I had to torture her luckily it was me and not Bellatrix. I mean she can be cool but if you even mutter something about Voldemort she'll lose it and I didn't want Tiger to become like the Longbottoms. One day I was sharping my knife since I had noting better to do when Malfoy came up to smiling like he won the world cup. "What's up with you, Malfoy? Finally came out of the closet?" He glared at me then said, "Keep that up, Hohnsen and i'll just have to torture that precious cousin of yours worst then I was originally planning." I rolled my eyes and acted like it didn't bother me. "Whatever, have fun." I told him, he look of horror mixed with disgusted. You're not seemed bothered by this information?" I gave him look while saying, "Does it look like I care?" He grumbled to himself while leaving, I just rolled my eyes pretending not to care when all of a sudden he came running in looking like saw a ghost. "What's wrong, Malfoy? Saw a spider on your way down?" I cooed as he glared, "Shut up, Hohnsen. The prisoners are escaping. Why don't you do something about it?" He challenged, "Pfft, I'll do a better job than you." I muttered loudly while passing him to the dungeon. Inside it was quite until I heard screaming I followed the sound to find Pettigrew dead, "It must be my birthday." I muttered sarcastically while looking around for anyone hiding once I was sure it was clear I started looking around for Tiger, Harry or the others but they had already escaped by the time I reached the surface. Voldemort was pissed, Malfoy was fearful along with anyone else and I was bored.
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FanfictionHello, my name is Jorden Hohnsen. The professors know me as their student back in the day, the students at Hogwarts know me as the assistant Professor, Tiger knows me as her cousin.... But does she know all about me? This is m...