Warning: Really Weird Content Ahead.
There was once a hero named Hero. He was constantly being harrased by a very powerful and cute villain, named Evil. Wait, what? What kind of villain is evil (not the name) and cute at the same time? Well, nearly all of the female villains are. Still, she's unique, just imagine that she's cuter than everyone else! (Well she has pink skin, after all.)
April 2
Hero was buying chicken meat from a meat shop for him to cook on his hunt for Evil, when suddenly...
"Oohh, fancy meating you here, Hero!~♡" She said with a giggle and sent a flying kiss, afterwards.
"Gah! Evil! Thou shall not seduce justice with thy pink slim body!" Hero fanned away the flying kiss with his hands while keeping his face away, then held out his sword against his enemy.
Good thing I'm always wearing my armor. Boy scout! He thought.
"Oh, that's a BIG sword you got there, mind if I hold it for a little bit?" She said seductively, giving a weird sensation in Hero's lower body. Before she even touches the sword with her pink fingertips, Hero suddenly drops his sword and backs away with his fist in a defensive ball up his face.
"Eeww- I mean, gah-!" Hero yelled.
"What? Do you believe in girl cooties? Such a cute child you are, Hero. It somewhat makes me want you MORE." Her hands are making weird and perverted actions, as if planning to grope Hero's chest forever.
"NOOOOO!!!" Hero yelled. Hero's always yelling when it comes to Evil's weird threats.
"W...what." The butcher said.
"Oh? My, my, Mr. Butcher. Didn't see you there. Good morning!" She winks at the butcher as she now 'plays with her toy'.
"A-ah.. goodmorning to you, too, Miss Evil. Pleasedon'tkillme." The butcher greeted shakingly. Evil just laughed at the butcher as Hero was panting and yelling.
Hero fainted from the extreme sensations that pierced his armor that led to his body feeling it all up.
April 3
Hero woke up lying at an opening in a forest. Rays of sunlight slapping him awake with heat and UV rays.
"-FUCKETH!! H-huh? Whe-where am I? Did I passed out?" Hero tried to sit up, but his body ached too much.
"D-Do not worry, Hero, anyone will pass out when one is violated by a monster such as Evil. H-hahah..." He cupped his chest on the right for a moment to ensure that it's still there.
"IT IS NOT HERE!!" He cupped the other one.
"IT IS NOT HERE, EITHER! She must have stolen it... why was she there in the first place?"
"You I-DI-OT."
That voice.
"You're still wearing your heavy, thick armor." Evil said with a lewd tone.
Hero laughed a bit, relaxing his head down to release the tension on his neck and spreading his arms sideways. "Why do you always have to be so descriptive.." He smiled.
"Huh?" It was a new take on Evil. He didn't expect this kind of unusual reaction. Hero seemed too calm, Evil thought.
Hero have had enough. It's time to claim his pride back. It's time.. to date the enemy!
To be continued. 'Cause I'm that evil for cliffhangers. Hope you enjoyed! I'll continue this when I have the time and inspiration. Bye!
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